ITSA ME!

doo doo doo, doodoo doodoo, doodoo doodoo doodoo doo doo doodoo...

[that's the mario theme music if you aren't musically inclined]

the brooklyn brothers have busted through the 8-bit wall into a crazy show by jared cain [nikejerk]. it's called chomping at the bit and it opens tonight at ultra pop. jared whipped up about 50 different pieces in 5 weeks for this thing, all of which rock. i'm amazed he's still conscious. as always, his style is instantly recognizable and lends itself brilliantly to the iconic faces. these guys are like family. we've all obviously spent enough time with them, and it's nice to see them get some love back.

the royal court. plus toad!

i love toad.

if you live in kentucky, you have no excuse.

take a night off from loitering at sonic...

donkey kong smash!

there should totally be barrels of beer at the show,

and you should have to blow into a nintendo cartridge breathalyzer to leave. ha.

[sneaky peek: work in progress]

chain chomp would be a brilliant halloween costume.

you could whip a black dodgeball at people all night long...

so what are you waiting for?

kentucky is probably only a 23 hour drive from your random location...

get your ass in the car.