tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26092999896948384492024-03-13T08:45:03.859-04:00THE MASTODON<br>...where the mastodon lives. <br>
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come bury yourself in a pile of vinyl and resin.mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.comBlogger175125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-72568928147646121982011-08-05T14:39:00.013-04:002011-08-11T09:45:08.943-04:00through a lens.<div>it's time for some legion love. look at these fucking incredible <a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/wwr/">pics</a>... of toys. hard to remember that sometimes. i'm gonna caption the hell out of them, hope that doesn't ruin it for you. actually i don't care. just read on, bask in the skills of all the new blood. </div><div>
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">badass tk by </span><a href="http://www.threeaonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=1649.msg283496#msg283496"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">knives</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">.</span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnAWLfgZAhDWtKRVEOQHyfxeNqBrfI14AtiTjxgVheGWLJK0H3iLaorXACKvE9P84z2KMELS8KELdIECzRzxb4o7i72LtzYsKE1Q4GnEOmOMDU5_PRfRrA7qQ1vlefyMtekmRgDgaJetY/s1600/aptkjuly.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 247px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnAWLfgZAhDWtKRVEOQHyfxeNqBrfI14AtiTjxgVheGWLJK0H3iLaorXACKvE9P84z2KMELS8KELdIECzRzxb4o7i72LtzYsKE1Q4GnEOmOMDU5_PRfRrA7qQ1vlefyMtekmRgDgaJetY/s400/aptkjuly.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637443585340813522" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">he told me to shave my goatee.</div><div style="text-align: center;">so i shaved off his legs.</div><div style="text-align: center;">say it again stumps.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fengschwing/5090961752/in/pool-743844@N24/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">little shadow</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> by fengschwing</span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhphjpizLfh7liKyikEOAP88KzcASqNPIPtsF0AXYe05N6ATlvq2cV2Zi5sfsnRQgr1Wpa9TtzsZfKjQLxEM2Za-y6Y1NO3tlxoprAVEGCSu1iQbG_AGPIdKmTvz7cgjc1BEv5XD7NnQqU/s1600/5090961752_f1fc5fe890_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhphjpizLfh7liKyikEOAP88KzcASqNPIPtsF0AXYe05N6ATlvq2cV2Zi5sfsnRQgr1Wpa9TtzsZfKjQLxEM2Za-y6Y1NO3tlxoprAVEGCSu1iQbG_AGPIdKmTvz7cgjc1BEv5XD7NnQqU/s400/5090961752_f1fc5fe890_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637443578900047618" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">ain't no party like a cockpunch party cause the cockpunch party don't stop.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.threeaonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=1479.msg245394#msg245394"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">bleak mission</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> by grish.</span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiphW4wVLvOBGVKuknJfrNPu-POqxCPavVrn_FZu_bYER0aeNbMBtwIdXe0SHnOJyHlS7GM-nLHTuriqz2qlQGloiQsEZ20t5QHSx1ODxDBCUhd9alu48XGzU42gpWiSeFg0aubA_VUfgQ/s1600/bleakmissioncustardthes.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 301px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiphW4wVLvOBGVKuknJfrNPu-POqxCPavVrn_FZu_bYER0aeNbMBtwIdXe0SHnOJyHlS7GM-nLHTuriqz2qlQGloiQsEZ20t5QHSx1ODxDBCUhd9alu48XGzU42gpWiSeFg0aubA_VUfgQ/s400/bleakmissioncustardthes.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637443574723899730" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">what the... was that you custard?</div><div style="text-align: center;">you're a smelly bitch, you know that?</div><div style="text-align: center;">i'm gonna get you another eyepatch for your butthole.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.threeaonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=1584.msg270274#msg270274"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">nom commander</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> by thebyson.</span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCNzV36toAKuqrH97ujR1AWKkubebgKyEr_AqzTlmFMpTCOjuormTVbIYoaNOHKeE1v1G21bI-mdFttDJbrvjNTlvgrxoVDJ_T1_mmz0QqDDEbZHNGeviHtSja55fsAdsMkbUkNza0IOU/s1600/5936825738_c28f5f4588_z.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCNzV36toAKuqrH97ujR1AWKkubebgKyEr_AqzTlmFMpTCOjuormTVbIYoaNOHKeE1v1G21bI-mdFttDJbrvjNTlvgrxoVDJ_T1_mmz0QqDDEbZHNGeviHtSja55fsAdsMkbUkNza0IOU/s400/5936825738_c28f5f4588_z.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637443566235218290" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">a hose for beer, and a hose for whiskey...</div><div style="text-align: center;">one more for nacho cheese and my tailgate helmet will be complete.</div><div style="text-align: center;">i will rule the black hole with a fist full of chips. go raiders!</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.threeaonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=1479.msg252734#msg252734"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">bleak & custard</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> by expathos.</span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgstDbPMt8xSgKv6sTgdexkMQC2qnhylPHgQW9dYgu9YGtdE7qBW79JM7pQHyVe9zvMiD-fuL5luDksER2bcM79HZHWX5kx0Y-8L9sfvFko5odkxqgNQNcjC_7dNrzvn-r1mrOF60MuLDU/s1600/5827636786_4533d67d1f_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgstDbPMt8xSgKv6sTgdexkMQC2qnhylPHgQW9dYgu9YGtdE7qBW79JM7pQHyVe9zvMiD-fuL5luDksER2bcM79HZHWX5kx0Y-8L9sfvFko5odkxqgNQNcjC_7dNrzvn-r1mrOF60MuLDU/s400/5827636786_4533d67d1f_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637443439796246482" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;">And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance</div><div style="text-align: center;">with what we think your dying wishes might well have been,</div><div style="text-align: center;">we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean,</div><div style="text-align: center;">which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lord_korvo/5673962031/in/pool-743844@N24/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">jc</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> by expathos.</span></div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgb4R_ocjV6Mr437HUMDOEfEobHiykDepDqStcvAx8Z-qV5CTrKRY1JwzVry7k0QmKhkC9FbGmAEij6ionaTwMQkSXF7v3GYa__3aHfOfWvKs86p8rZtuXcMfvkLyLeZpydMp_bwdlc66E/s1600/5673962031_a527d239ee_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgb4R_ocjV6Mr437HUMDOEfEobHiykDepDqStcvAx8Z-qV5CTrKRY1JwzVry7k0QmKhkC9FbGmAEij6ionaTwMQkSXF7v3GYa__3aHfOfWvKs86p8rZtuXcMfvkLyLeZpydMp_bwdlc66E/s400/5673962031_a527d239ee_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637443429341427954" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">who took down my tire swing?</div><div style="text-align: center;">someone's getting a judo chop to the neck.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.threeaonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=1479.msg251494#msg251494"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">adventure kartel</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> by tigerfeet.</span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih7PuCQ9cC09P90WP1PdrfXd4s-79Lbqqkx9hdVJr2d5M6R01IPT3iZSjrYedwsMAngw7uHBeCZ0rKSvhaVYNJ7RF5Llrd9aQdTxkTnOPfSvEeWDaByoYOVNXI6zEHEp-8QuCL5p8OCoM/s1600/AKFamily2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 324px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih7PuCQ9cC09P90WP1PdrfXd4s-79Lbqqkx9hdVJr2d5M6R01IPT3iZSjrYedwsMAngw7uHBeCZ0rKSvhaVYNJ7RF5Llrd9aQdTxkTnOPfSvEeWDaByoYOVNXI6zEHEp-8QuCL5p8OCoM/s400/AKFamily2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637443424481926866" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">they waited patiently in the dark, biding their time for the perfect moment.</div><div style="text-align: center;">the zombs were coming...</div><div style="text-align: center;">this was gonna be the best surprise birthday party ever.</div><div style="text-align: center;">bleak made cupcakes!</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.threeaonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=1584.msg274599#msg274599"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">de plume & bertie mk3</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> by knives.</span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXQ71OplMtMOw5UQvqKo0DNZxjAcHkB8MaqqZ0Ew_mn8out_p_dZIzwcgA4vUv9zZ5dLIuN_zjYaAoixKEACK4AY1UgQR0Xq9GG40IMpTgBNsVDeZ4HjPVIjH7ibYwl6qCK6dnlisKO_A/s1600/mk3nomjuly.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXQ71OplMtMOw5UQvqKo0DNZxjAcHkB8MaqqZ0Ew_mn8out_p_dZIzwcgA4vUv9zZ5dLIuN_zjYaAoixKEACK4AY1UgQR0Xq9GG40IMpTgBNsVDeZ4HjPVIjH7ibYwl6qCK6dnlisKO_A/s400/mk3nomjuly.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637443418198654898" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">robbery? hell no, we just want some chalupas. </div><div style="text-align: center;">...don't forget the fire sauce. big guy here likes the heat.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:x-small;">deimos unit by </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lord_korvo/5348269647/in/pool-743844@N24/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">expathos</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">.</span></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6Xtd-Atsnhz5Ws-P2thqt59aTooNpu_48q4ySl5uxW4eMoQ1p983ncu6nUBr0QwuOYi4BUAsTqzJGryt15d2WMae2oG8QOXvGZIzZtWMuAEiCEE63eFZH2OToLjPrkPcgNx-lFoYqtm0/s1600/5348269647_a337b0b6ea_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6Xtd-Atsnhz5Ws-P2thqt59aTooNpu_48q4ySl5uxW4eMoQ1p983ncu6nUBr0QwuOYi4BUAsTqzJGryt15d2WMae2oG8QOXvGZIzZtWMuAEiCEE63eFZH2OToLjPrkPcgNx-lFoYqtm0/s400/5348269647_a337b0b6ea_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637443412581908082" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">damn it steve. hall's burning oil again.</div><div style="text-align: center;">the tea party's gonna see us coming a mile away.</div><div style="text-align: center;">
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<br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-47041058267331800312011-07-22T13:48:00.000-04:002011-07-22T13:48:01.048-04:00claw your way to the top.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXJwrnOHFCefRvVmDh5SohSLL9Vcgda1zPwZ39KqauaJV1rb2aG1AxCA2dj0UvHHrA0_NddFZM2fJPXUGbWP5Oa9m61RojPil1FOzjqVCI1h1Zx-Iku9ff8LKlaslGseCYObINu98Nqbo/s1600/Big_Game_detail.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXJwrnOHFCefRvVmDh5SohSLL9Vcgda1zPwZ39KqauaJV1rb2aG1AxCA2dj0UvHHrA0_NddFZM2fJPXUGbWP5Oa9m61RojPil1FOzjqVCI1h1Zx-Iku9ff8LKlaslGseCYObINu98Nqbo/s400/Big_Game_detail.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631895085704748978" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">don't play with black cats, you'll lose a finger. (soul)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi386iWVet-w4hUfLA5d-OUU9CbD0bTogvpbi1lIaSLeOjSAMwXo44AmcDekcmt2Okqyh2AYZSyezMQoFFX7QTfrHWkrFLjGyKTeegOG7mgrnLMg3VQWO_mvy6ph9WRD1q4nxmvM8wZjWI/s1600/big_game_honor.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 309px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi386iWVet-w4hUfLA5d-OUU9CbD0bTogvpbi1lIaSLeOjSAMwXo44AmcDekcmt2Okqyh2AYZSyezMQoFFX7QTfrHWkrFLjGyKTeegOG7mgrnLMg3VQWO_mvy6ph9WRD1q4nxmvM8wZjWI/s400/big_game_honor.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631895074174162674" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCEJZqTC61kcGxpYWLoH1X5r4yQ-PexU_mh88IDAsRNKnxU9tvvDq3OAxOfm02iuSAt5IfrnpA8xKkSMNyawCJn6C2Z_G6FY6V7aSTgYKS-7delQ5nhW_Ju2dcEHuL6VlrZQ3gylegaPI/s1600/duo.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCEJZqTC61kcGxpYWLoH1X5r4yQ-PexU_mh88IDAsRNKnxU9tvvDq3OAxOfm02iuSAt5IfrnpA8xKkSMNyawCJn6C2Z_G6FY6V7aSTgYKS-7delQ5nhW_Ju2dcEHuL6VlrZQ3gylegaPI/s400/duo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631895071916094258" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">spirit animal is different than wear your head as a mask, right?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-gAJciVfy9_vAPAkiTZwqiPeCDoiSboLJlB4zbihF5g4i8MER2Zi3soeXLRAOSuqwE7lseWIlcyOGZIPR6Bv9uqHJcqNif1iwivMUb3DNmehpRPflRAcp1nCpbkgDj7i55RFrGDac5Ac/s1600/duo2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-gAJciVfy9_vAPAkiTZwqiPeCDoiSboLJlB4zbihF5g4i8MER2Zi3soeXLRAOSuqwE7lseWIlcyOGZIPR6Bv9uqHJcqNif1iwivMUb3DNmehpRPflRAcp1nCpbkgDj7i55RFrGDac5Ac/s400/duo2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631895068184136578" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">this is no puss in boots.</div><div style="text-align: center;">although he does have some pretty sweet boots.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmM_2aP2lqKCA5mFN3mzfFgYxV0zRBQIrkQWImBv_W5rf28pCw1EFoY2onJMCWFA_9f5SHdkpeXDs-uv_ehSpRED99TZD9W_85B8jp_e_wyE_mCyQ1x9HsM9ZNjBopnKdJNGbdrrvpCXc/s1600/Big_Game_team.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 328px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmM_2aP2lqKCA5mFN3mzfFgYxV0zRBQIrkQWImBv_W5rf28pCw1EFoY2onJMCWFA_9f5SHdkpeXDs-uv_ehSpRED99TZD9W_85B8jp_e_wyE_mCyQ1x9HsM9ZNjBopnKdJNGbdrrvpCXc/s400/Big_Game_team.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631895063519409330" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">toes bloody from stomping grapes. (testicles)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">so picture this: it's a 60s era alt/tokyo. you've pissed off the yakuza, so they've set their most lethal assassin after you. his name is big game. and wears a blackened bengal head. like he needed to any scarier than the yakuza's most feared assassin. now what? nothing because you're already dead. although in your final moment, you might be lucky enough to hear his purr as he drinks your blood.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">the figure springs from the mind of <a href="http://dogmeatsausage.blogspot.com/">paul harmon</a>. sculpted by monster5. and made badass because <a href="http://fuckyeahtigers.tumblr.com/">tigers fucking rule</a>. look for him this winter, but he'll probably find you first.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-47714378540679882262011-07-21T15:26:00.003-04:002011-07-21T15:36:28.665-04:00to the fourth power.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkjUWoV5TeRPCg9g_-8bEUSMPEFBGfKSXB51FMnvg8eAAWeSKRyfqL6NlaeBf6wFDvRVj_Klsw-zLudc0_FQx_qOExteX1696BtSlOW17Y15w2EBrfWfh96ewooGNTNN4u-xm9SZa30ow/s1600/DSC_0063.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkjUWoV5TeRPCg9g_-8bEUSMPEFBGfKSXB51FMnvg8eAAWeSKRyfqL6NlaeBf6wFDvRVj_Klsw-zLudc0_FQx_qOExteX1696BtSlOW17Y15w2EBrfWfh96ewooGNTNN4u-xm9SZa30ow/s400/DSC_0063.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631889279550842002" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQW2xUCHIXU9hn5v1EYYWvzHvLy8O7NKb1h_OGaITqNstkHqkhB4EHYtP3vzU1uqzi-RcSnsEBN9bTqLt1lbTcCk2oBCI1zOMLrWE11a1VctLtDTEvxehe4zxIIOoYLEkRxb7odtljuo0/s1600/duo.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQW2xUCHIXU9hn5v1EYYWvzHvLy8O7NKb1h_OGaITqNstkHqkhB4EHYtP3vzU1uqzi-RcSnsEBN9bTqLt1lbTcCk2oBCI1zOMLrWE11a1VctLtDTEvxehe4zxIIOoYLEkRxb7odtljuo0/s400/duo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631889272561225362" /></a>um. sick. <div>all four fantastic members smashed into one giant munny. i love that it strongly represents each individual, with added depth from the comic panels, but also stands tall as a unified figure. that is no small task. usually things work as one or the other. that's a superpower in itself. </div><div><br /></div><div>oh, the big boy (20") is still <a href="https://www.outlandstore.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=shop.flypage&product_id=7192&category_id=128&manufacturer_id=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=41&vmcchk=1&Itemid=41">available for sale</a>...</div><div><a href="http://www.viseone.de/">viseone</a> knocked it out. <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/viseone">go tell him</a> you think so.</div><div><br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-47156171412095134372011-06-02T10:37:00.002-04:002011-06-02T11:00:48.608-04:00swamp thing.<div style="text-align: center;">being an iphone sort of person, i've ignored this little guy...</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1XFW2J6KJuZwPR8UxVxVs3TMCIythsgc7GYgUHO-w_IAnXGRxZ6bQVP4xQMd5KGKQxo2yIVJWwkLJxqGuik8eX4eSXXAOcgLarPsZgV3pGp8ZI7zH5CAOSdmxWU1gz9TrGOe7yvLup3A/s1600/4344638697_6f8b745b9c_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1XFW2J6KJuZwPR8UxVxVs3TMCIythsgc7GYgUHO-w_IAnXGRxZ6bQVP4xQMd5KGKQxo2yIVJWwkLJxqGuik8eX4eSXXAOcgLarPsZgV3pGp8ZI7zH5CAOSdmxWU1gz9TrGOe7yvLup3A/s400/4344638697_6f8b745b9c_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613631641951991746" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">android by andrew bell, shot by </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/deadzebra/4344638697/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">dead zebra</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">but then someone added a little beep boop to the mix...</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVxL0ciWLI4RzcyDoCmSyqScLP_Ikjn4vMYRkoE9WFPrN6YgU9yaOiMbphpMTnYDG2CUAbD2u4qBHDBMOGzrjXFPC6XyUW3CqNPQz1B03FmCWdH2i994u1O9jmR9JMLUOtsrD0amIEjeU/s1600/3807160952_4e62be10fe_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVxL0ciWLI4RzcyDoCmSyqScLP_Ikjn4vMYRkoE9WFPrN6YgU9yaOiMbphpMTnYDG2CUAbD2u4qBHDBMOGzrjXFPC6XyUW3CqNPQz1B03FmCWdH2i994u1O9jmR9JMLUOtsrD0amIEjeU/s400/3807160952_4e62be10fe_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613631638518178834" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">r2 shot by </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/noahdaniel/3807160952/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">noah daniel.</span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">and suddenly i'm smitten.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhym0kk08XpIUQ_Ro40Hobp7GUDr2PkF0VwgStiC3g1n5EOBNWolJu4zoVf__vTjF3N4J3XLXsUFISGCFwGxPqR1wEp9uJ04atdjxkY2Am2FcBJrjgxdU2vsfCGiNCaeUFNC1RYxLAlW8U/s1600/r1-6.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 319px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhym0kk08XpIUQ_Ro40Hobp7GUDr2PkF0VwgStiC3g1n5EOBNWolJu4zoVf__vTjF3N4J3XLXsUFISGCFwGxPqR1wEp9uJ04atdjxkY2Am2FcBJrjgxdU2vsfCGiNCaeUFNC1RYxLAlW8U/s400/r1-6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613631639082395506" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl0KwoqnizHZsNCXlegL7llvLpPf07ohgKjldoFLeHpQdDRR7vt00dJ2C8UiXPsCnd6F2mJCGIvXLAlMylaYEgDzCiHVHAsEv30AR9wg2TzTvbFqugPJ5QmCU9BsSIYbsNo0BhaJDcQZE/s1600/r2-6.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 127px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl0KwoqnizHZsNCXlegL7llvLpPf07ohgKjldoFLeHpQdDRR7vt00dJ2C8UiXPsCnd6F2mJCGIvXLAlMylaYEgDzCiHVHAsEv30AR9wg2TzTvbFqugPJ5QmCU9BsSIYbsNo0BhaJDcQZE/s400/r2-6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613631633838012674" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">the handy work of <a href="http://www.wix.com/fuller2356/fuller-designs">james fuller</a>.</div><div style="text-align: center;">simple and beautifully executed.</div><div style="text-align: center;">i love the rough line work and the dagobah detritus. </div><div style="text-align: center;">this is the droid you're looking for.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-40709953638671745072011-05-27T11:45:00.001-04:002011-05-27T11:45:00.271-04:00the unstoppable ink flow.<div>the man with the <s>golden</s> black pen has been rabidly busy since we last checked in. <a href="http://jonpaulkaiser.blog.co.uk/">mr. jonpaulkaiser</a> has taken great strides with his simple color palette, while being completely true to his style. every new piece is a little more refined and a lot more awesome. especially now that he's popped his cherry on some serious pieces of vinyl. there's no room for timid hands when you take a marker to a jaws/paws sculpt. there are few people i would trust with that freedom, and jpk is high on the list.</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">wrestles with the pain & fury.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRsVN9Wt7nfJWNgiC2ijn464VqhTNhBGYElSjXVnCcYpzE5AQXuqf30rJJWl25YBX8CUg8khwVvLCrvlSG7tMNamOyoawBel7JlwbYLnGKMOFibcX6RrAGfFUg-UOcwqT7gyEqkDA4wso/s1600/5631387970_0e14a0cfb0_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 331px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRsVN9Wt7nfJWNgiC2ijn464VqhTNhBGYElSjXVnCcYpzE5AQXuqf30rJJWl25YBX8CUg8khwVvLCrvlSG7tMNamOyoawBel7JlwbYLnGKMOFibcX6RrAGfFUg-UOcwqT7gyEqkDA4wso/s400/5631387970_0e14a0cfb0_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610680806490705602" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">i'll see your bald head and raise you a mustache.</div><div style="text-align: center;">huzzah!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjm6ROZ4z0msXasuQeA0rLcIM6AqZr9Tuo1D-pIeG5b9sby_iWTkWtK7XZ5wb22MLPSX9ptUecUnTKIDD_P0HJkR1FHOupaB_UnfijZDNHjQJup3iarIjtrc8vFdH1_D4pp6oHbEHS9LU/s1600/pf.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjm6ROZ4z0msXasuQeA0rLcIM6AqZr9Tuo1D-pIeG5b9sby_iWTkWtK7XZ5wb22MLPSX9ptUecUnTKIDD_P0HJkR1FHOupaB_UnfijZDNHjQJup3iarIjtrc8vFdH1_D4pp6oHbEHS9LU/s400/pf.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610680799612247890" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">he once killed three men and a horse with a single bitch slap.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">panda murdering demon boy.</div><div style="text-align: center;">what's with all the giant hands?</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGe3vFVndlUti3kxiTeSHjNiQQHL_cvCWPAp4OxamSAymwWMrCOXA-gtnGv-hpz1SJWOy1QCOfIQb16rrqLesMJ4Sc213ZbYABVpu9f3y_sfcaOQq1BhifbSNjG3HrNXs9tKAhJNn3eD0/s1600/5256821803_18ede64540_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGe3vFVndlUti3kxiTeSHjNiQQHL_cvCWPAp4OxamSAymwWMrCOXA-gtnGv-hpz1SJWOy1QCOfIQb16rrqLesMJ4Sc213ZbYABVpu9f3y_sfcaOQq1BhifbSNjG3HrNXs9tKAhJNn3eD0/s400/5256821803_18ede64540_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610680792594595346" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">don't look him in the eye or he'll turn your pants to shit.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1thOqcuabUHcMiI1vIpa6JfqibBGWw7mQCGrQr9lIX7cj0NzUeYko50B9k_-0ILCFqlZIUavldIbPVi85LyHgW7Qs6RaAkRBsOGkJMgnGoa7Ok3o0DmH0NyAjcWl8nm_DYREaN9cjhnA/s1600/tb1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 269px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1thOqcuabUHcMiI1vIpa6JfqibBGWw7mQCGrQr9lIX7cj0NzUeYko50B9k_-0ILCFqlZIUavldIbPVi85LyHgW7Qs6RaAkRBsOGkJMgnGoa7Ok3o0DmH0NyAjcWl8nm_DYREaN9cjhnA/s400/tb1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610680790928799794" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">perfectly demented and yet </div><div style="text-align: center;">can't find evil gloves or evil boots to save his life.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">roasted by solo.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicTBEbq5xcgDB4Rz5PkjAYDh8NKzLAozG-H8PG9qXcHm2wwzHqajqOhmqP5MMHiA51GStGuDAHAb1K9gjyXMyAk16gYPcJPNReQLSLBTQnL4AbOnx2YcHdOvI3VIySPPs_3dWoEokgFus/s1600/5758624564_722ce5a43e_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 399px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicTBEbq5xcgDB4Rz5PkjAYDh8NKzLAozG-H8PG9qXcHm2wwzHqajqOhmqP5MMHiA51GStGuDAHAb1K9gjyXMyAk16gYPcJPNReQLSLBTQnL4AbOnx2YcHdOvI3VIySPPs_3dWoEokgFus/s400/5758624564_722ce5a43e_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610680638787370162" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">the only bounty hunter with eyes like a my little pony.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">and the han still stands.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikIJWfCJzfRSzZXP6Z5ZZxut6sVRtyQ0lFvMBTW9T4jkI_-r-Rae4DgGRbdES-xs70OpD9IUJQWtIYFn-r7c74EaivlqNq34FRz2IuBqh-VhW9WNIFyuJMLSfhqmsjhh7KMalL_ekFujw/s1600/Han.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikIJWfCJzfRSzZXP6Z5ZZxut6sVRtyQ0lFvMBTW9T4jkI_-r-Rae4DgGRbdES-xs70OpD9IUJQWtIYFn-r7c74EaivlqNq34FRz2IuBqh-VhW9WNIFyuJMLSfhqmsjhh7KMalL_ekFujw/s400/Han.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610680632539449490" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">the empire will let in any ole nerfherder these days.</div><div style="text-align: center;">[silently wishing there were real stormtroopers]</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">boba. with trophy krayt dragon skull.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt5qGuj6xd9ssLm1Ezof4nIi_f3978zhpzsfGjnVWY5yQSPchClJezm6oWrlAUf2Ot8_dbsEjnQOljqEqN98doz8yJsTospQWuIWE733lFCBlKIcMxKPzoSJrE6RZ16W73v8sK7pgDGP4/s1600/5187006248_ed1a84a597_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt5qGuj6xd9ssLm1Ezof4nIi_f3978zhpzsfGjnVWY5yQSPchClJezm6oWrlAUf2Ot8_dbsEjnQOljqEqN98doz8yJsTospQWuIWE733lFCBlKIcMxKPzoSJrE6RZ16W73v8sK7pgDGP4/s400/5187006248_ed1a84a597_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610680627866691666" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">...moments after he escaped the sarlacc.</div><div style="text-align: center;">smelling strongly of gamorrean ball sweat.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">ram-man and a tiny spartan hoplite.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEhZ6GUAA5LPLiFfAw_YIIBOYgJ_C1PrJfoF2FXDG-R5ZKN2MOTJgL25hfmaExfQTCG5VOWaNhuo0jvi-tIKHNQsP6w424bEbSGAIDCDnMHAAR87Vk5nG5aZ8dQ8DTlYPNyaW4AE9vaQE/s1600/little.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 247px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEhZ6GUAA5LPLiFfAw_YIIBOYgJ_C1PrJfoF2FXDG-R5ZKN2MOTJgL25hfmaExfQTCG5VOWaNhuo0jvi-tIKHNQsP6w424bEbSGAIDCDnMHAAR87Vk5nG5aZ8dQ8DTlYPNyaW4AE9vaQE/s400/little.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610680622342546802" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">helmets for he-man and hera.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">warrior pandaimyo.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0yTWLarOJAB5OXtz88zj7d_qE-2zrIYqcmOABrMtHTq6D9iI9Wbn-q9ojzEEBaq4qaJydoyIJlk_ZZ5QEWAeZ0nKWPP8_UEOzVgxiVSzHAH4jZLFjXlCc1Hu-1t0L8W4rtBfLSd9F2C8/s1600/5622107320_4855a26763_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 289px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0yTWLarOJAB5OXtz88zj7d_qE-2zrIYqcmOABrMtHTq6D9iI9Wbn-q9ojzEEBaq4qaJydoyIJlk_ZZ5QEWAeZ0nKWPP8_UEOzVgxiVSzHAH4jZLFjXlCc1Hu-1t0L8W4rtBfLSd9F2C8/s400/5622107320_4855a26763_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610680616699010290" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">must have fallen asleep with his coffee mug on this chest.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-77960858266178723842011-05-26T10:04:00.000-04:002011-05-26T10:57:56.221-04:00color collector.<div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21ctoyz/">jimmy tsui</a> owns your shit. </div><div>he's the rangeas overlord. the custom conquistador. hue hoarder supreme.</div><div>he's the lucky bastard who commissioned maybe <a href="http://the-mastodon.blogspot.com/2011/05/perfectly-demonic.html">the coolest monster ever</a>. </div><div>he's also the owner of the waterfall of greatness below.</div><div> </div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwHImer1n3HCKRxhy04qWBxw2JPRPF65GyFcr9IiMTyNV_KP6XJHnRx8ElWC-v1v53kF8jdn5Zrrbos_rPci4Srt1Aky-SDjgTSnclEnGYfy5G-Tn1Vmc1cjeJJi7gl9r_XN4lXDxJpvc/s1600/5512322902_1853c4c1ce_b.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwHImer1n3HCKRxhy04qWBxw2JPRPF65GyFcr9IiMTyNV_KP6XJHnRx8ElWC-v1v53kF8jdn5Zrrbos_rPci4Srt1Aky-SDjgTSnclEnGYfy5G-Tn1Vmc1cjeJJi7gl9r_XN4lXDxJpvc/s400/5512322902_1853c4c1ce_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610360799690023506" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">crayola ain't got nothin on this bitch.</div><div style="text-align: center;">suck it box of 64!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvcJFo41-xTkT6jecmSnx4mYj8iVFTTbL3XNRqdiiVmT9y-kad5VbD19VRij_Egtwa9Rf8-w5jqDt9gf7kFpLjyw8OnZoQlrfiJt2Tk6loeX-OHHkMLGa4fOgRf2Li7jLai3SfK4jAcbI/s1600/rangeas+customs.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 273px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvcJFo41-xTkT6jecmSnx4mYj8iVFTTbL3XNRqdiiVmT9y-kad5VbD19VRij_Egtwa9Rf8-w5jqDt9gf7kFpLjyw8OnZoQlrfiJt2Tk6loeX-OHHkMLGa4fOgRf2Li7jLai3SfK4jAcbI/s400/rangeas+customs.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610360789488090386" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">sixteen in the clip and one in the hole.</div><div style="text-align: center;">rangeas is about to make some bodies turn cold.</div><div style="text-align: center;">now they droppin and yellin, it's a tad bit late.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.timbiskup.com/Site/You_Are_Here.html">tb</a> and <a href="http://museumt9g.blog24.fc2.com/">t9g</a> had to regulate.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">with a colorful tune to get you in the mood.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe width="480" height="303" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YQ1LI-NTa2s?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-4385309560438639262011-05-24T10:55:00.007-04:002011-05-24T12:11:21.569-04:00artist spotlight: [ jason freeny ]<div>we all have guts on the inside. some of us have guts on the outside. [zombies] and thanks to the magic hand of <a href="http://web.mac.com/moistproduction/flash/index.html">jason freeny</a>, we get to see both. for the past few months, i've been following his incredible sculpts, but never got around to posting them. then the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150211530173769.329140.34170123768">jaws build</a> started appearing... my god is it amazing. jason's smooth, defined style perfectly complements the coarse aesthetic. </div><div><br /></div><div>but what's really amazing is the amount of work that he puts in to every detail. it's a wicked combination of skill and dedication that makes his pieces so jaw dropping. [npi] i love that his clay is raw. with no paint to hide his mistakes, anything less than perfection would be horribly distracting. he's also clearly got a keen eye for anatomy. there aren't exactly reference books lying around that focus on carebear skeletons. dude's amazing, simple as that.</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhenYtYtVP1bo2qMFjen__sPg6TsQaY6wwt2S-XqpFvx-6bWz9wQhiSMq2LQq06w6VOPDBCZcIosOgrF3rIl2hxbc95o_aTfhSl9nI_9D9__ymZayzfDjJmFgZdRyCbo1G4tGOO3g0ZSFs/s1600/jaws.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 370px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhenYtYtVP1bo2qMFjen__sPg6TsQaY6wwt2S-XqpFvx-6bWz9wQhiSMq2LQq06w6VOPDBCZcIosOgrF3rIl2hxbc95o_aTfhSl9nI_9D9__ymZayzfDjJmFgZdRyCbo1G4tGOO3g0ZSFs/s400/jaws.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610306065600160610" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">50% skinned and still standing. and now the shark's a hat.</div><div style="text-align: center;">victory goes to noop.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSodO7yDZY4rLiDxhKWI7SUXoxnsG31_X24o6IMLEMpGwVzG9ks_3dKXhPyZFjYbohQKismYvRVcBa6pkSgTWLIpNbscJsX6l20mNxq6kP31-BpKVbDOy3Tu7D1x9eT7aBErMsZ45rvyQ/s1600/jaws1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 211px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSodO7yDZY4rLiDxhKWI7SUXoxnsG31_X24o6IMLEMpGwVzG9ks_3dKXhPyZFjYbohQKismYvRVcBa6pkSgTWLIpNbscJsX6l20mNxq6kP31-BpKVbDOy3Tu7D1x9eT7aBErMsZ45rvyQ/s400/jaws1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610306058074627890" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">eviscerated. then <i>viscerated</i>?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg-Y8uc5WphWIVx0W9ja_Jyieqhc9VsDYbdgSam4RkhkHfhaW_fDaF2B3DpSu4mT2k3oQ4T7WUTvJFzK1-UyLBCi26pMrVLPR8XJyAQmKPSE5Fc3FY55pCMKutwoMv-wB9UzolhgZG2DA/s1600/jaws2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 331px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg-Y8uc5WphWIVx0W9ja_Jyieqhc9VsDYbdgSam4RkhkHfhaW_fDaF2B3DpSu4mT2k3oQ4T7WUTvJFzK1-UyLBCi26pMrVLPR8XJyAQmKPSE5Fc3FY55pCMKutwoMv-wB9UzolhgZG2DA/s400/jaws2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610306055341061666" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">we can rebuild him. we have the technology.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQirDZ5x5LYzQA-nZ2Fl51pnz2fxHzSv_Mi4whL7goY7y3diEi5JnQdDO_pUmZjcqR-IoOPpzPosKLG_sQUbaTk8Gqk6zpQ9xm0CONjuD5VNHpNvNz7CT5D82jySirKFxpYVpz8t7mQ30/s1600/freeny.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 355px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQirDZ5x5LYzQA-nZ2Fl51pnz2fxHzSv_Mi4whL7goY7y3diEi5JnQdDO_pUmZjcqR-IoOPpzPosKLG_sQUbaTk8Gqk6zpQ9xm0CONjuD5VNHpNvNz7CT5D82jySirKFxpYVpz8t7mQ30/s400/freeny.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610306048064329218" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">teach your children about anatomy. and night terrors!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">you can catch all of his new builds <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jason-Freeny/34170123768">here</a>. because he's cool like that. </div><div style="text-align: left;">so cool that he made this video of the magic behind the curtain. rock on. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/olxHkzNCMDo?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-1576567430904312802011-05-23T11:03:00.004-04:002011-05-23T11:37:00.008-04:00one bear to rule them all.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-tIAkBeiMWfGVAcSCiVIHjgv1w61ks8_7ODvzauSyXXTUdnZLzmcV2zSvuoANnVSRC9JFYleO9Y8MBbl4SAk3tnV0hPWZklzqm6JNwOEuk7n6siD-6U9rfuP1eqlmQXnyJA1OKAZtDzA/s1600/KosplayWatercolor.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 290px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-tIAkBeiMWfGVAcSCiVIHjgv1w61ks8_7ODvzauSyXXTUdnZLzmcV2zSvuoANnVSRC9JFYleO9Y8MBbl4SAk3tnV0hPWZklzqm6JNwOEuk7n6siD-6U9rfuP1eqlmQXnyJA1OKAZtDzA/s400/KosplayWatercolor.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5609927611609081410" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">i'm calling it a pandolar bear.</div><div style="text-align: center;">now with twice the extinction.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTYFRPLHCGanXeA6oC9eIxOEMHtz76mf3muLEqF-XFMechlmv3uYJVGWH32XodSilBymx7yQ_5b-MH8BeC8PFg-ywGHoB01OwNcPlxFaMm3-Nk6TlPa7TMrgvBA_ad22FLpnqTkfRaAqE/s1600/KosplayArtwork.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTYFRPLHCGanXeA6oC9eIxOEMHtz76mf3muLEqF-XFMechlmv3uYJVGWH32XodSilBymx7yQ_5b-MH8BeC8PFg-ywGHoB01OwNcPlxFaMm3-Nk6TlPa7TMrgvBA_ad22FLpnqTkfRaAqE/s400/KosplayArtwork.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5609927611213810290" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">moon boots. pandolar bear. </div><div style="text-align: center;">skull face made of nipples, belly button and belt buckle? </div><div style="text-align: center;">check. check. and check.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOIiCP28L_xl4ActS4ztJiEpk5ZDPVsPaGBB6h9obIKHAaSHvkRVo5wvGU74sNZ9LU18qdb4zjiqtXx9WWQElpt-If72iOWYQ10ryeHRbYzDhENS4QW4wMfl4f2hQwe-fqK79LDe8gWmI/s1600/KosplayClay3.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOIiCP28L_xl4ActS4ztJiEpk5ZDPVsPaGBB6h9obIKHAaSHvkRVo5wvGU74sNZ9LU18qdb4zjiqtXx9WWQElpt-If72iOWYQ10ryeHRbYzDhENS4QW4wMfl4f2hQwe-fqK79LDe8gWmI/s400/KosplayClay3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5609927602399610946" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">this sexy little sketch by <a href="http://skullskin.free.fr/SiteAjee/HOME.html">ajee</a> is being brought to life in the wonder of three dimensions. in <a href="http://www.extendedplayz.com/">vinyl</a> of course, but also fancied up in <a href="http://www.artandtoys.com/">porcelain</a>. like a toilet! </div><div style="text-align: left;">i'm not normally one to gravitate towards nudie sculpts, but this feels different. maybe it's the lack of skin tone, or the fact that i'm completely blinded by the wicked awesome bear sculpt. but, i like. fresh and stark like new snow, patiently waiting for the inevitable splatter of blood. eyes open y'all, don't let this duo slip through your fingers. oh, they're/she's called <a href="http://skullskin.free.fr/SiteAjee/Kosplay.html">kosplay</a>.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-50002080185552045262011-05-09T16:49:00.003-04:002011-05-09T17:14:01.938-04:00perfectly demonic.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTJ846SGSz5h3XCe1CGiNkhqSY-hagWOFfDQfWp-uqTyySHqy0RgUYmI6F2jR56riLHuWQQDLsy_flLYZqSA2ELMH3AUp64H7JlQsiTCc9WkuNWqJnwWJICYq0nvfZD-0-xXBJ84VeSmA/s1600/LS+Rangeas.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTJ846SGSz5h3XCe1CGiNkhqSY-hagWOFfDQfWp-uqTyySHqy0RgUYmI6F2jR56riLHuWQQDLsy_flLYZqSA2ELMH3AUp64H7JlQsiTCc9WkuNWqJnwWJICYq0nvfZD-0-xXBJ84VeSmA/s400/LS+Rangeas.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604821382965121138" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">holy shitballs.</div><div style="text-align: center;">this <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lamoursupreme_fixedfiend/">l'amour supreme custom rangeas</a> is so metal it hurts.</div><div style="text-align: center;">we need music accompaniment immediately.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GvXASWDMtBM?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">damn. i am jealous as hell of whoever commissioned the little demon.</div><div style="text-align: center;">the colors, the guts, the evil possessed stare. he's perfect.</div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-70881782572860525002011-05-06T13:09:00.005-04:002011-05-06T13:57:41.570-04:00totally not deadly.<div>oh <a href="http://grasshutcorp.com/bwana/">bwana</a>... you crazy trippy bastard genius. who else would create a beautiful </div><div>art show, entirely sloth-centric? just you sir, just you. and i applaud you for it. </div><div>bring on the sloths.</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYImuFgN0TNEiqx-j0kyzxnL2muyRsFbjU3poC94UlsO-WOxnRh4DRjemjHbcxRZOFn5KqS3lAPrxDVmCF4kHfeXbaYZH6ovrUIXu_EHxWLP0WvOCNWtRKrjn5GKjtfH-BoHhJKuwatnM/s1600/5684283930_1f3009d798_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYImuFgN0TNEiqx-j0kyzxnL2muyRsFbjU3poC94UlsO-WOxnRh4DRjemjHbcxRZOFn5KqS3lAPrxDVmCF4kHfeXbaYZH6ovrUIXu_EHxWLP0WvOCNWtRKrjn5GKjtfH-BoHhJKuwatnM/s400/5684283930_1f3009d798_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603652609107711074" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://grasshutcorp.com/blog/shop/">"slow and low, that is the tempo"</a></div><div style="text-align: center;">someone needs to put a real sloth in a powerwheels, stat.</div><div style="text-align: center;">i have dollars, youtube... make it happen.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtZ0BSFfo5Mq7tQXT66OORHwv2vFRVn7K1cg7Ca2nLuRKFleEykC6OG2dQB0ip_k7pB57oo9Dhf-4XVHwR0EX0eyjkcMK-nCMA19G57ylU6fVHYKVekCRTl2HcAW3P_41zR7HFd5QXHPA/s1600/sloth_almostthere8x8.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtZ0BSFfo5Mq7tQXT66OORHwv2vFRVn7K1cg7Ca2nLuRKFleEykC6OG2dQB0ip_k7pB57oo9Dhf-4XVHwR0EX0eyjkcMK-nCMA19G57ylU6fVHYKVekCRTl2HcAW3P_41zR7HFd5QXHPA/s400/sloth_almostthere8x8.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603652599846527842" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">almost... there... by <a href="http://grasshutcorp.com/blog/products-page/original-art/sloth-n-moth/almost-there-by-amy-ruppel/">amy ruppel</a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i wish i looked this good in my school pictures.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYtWU5VjUqNEzOQt7pC0PepWGtBpdd3rNZU3jy9x1uMuMz8cg7rOvII5EXQSIt7mCIdemJe91SN2Mtt2N7tkMpceoEI9ypSToTvh8lNZku8zloxhPUGsEFvCDda4yo_tucnJ6r6CAx7ho/s1600/masako-miki.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYtWU5VjUqNEzOQt7pC0PepWGtBpdd3rNZU3jy9x1uMuMz8cg7rOvII5EXQSIt7mCIdemJe91SN2Mtt2N7tkMpceoEI9ypSToTvh8lNZku8zloxhPUGsEFvCDda4yo_tucnJ6r6CAx7ho/s400/masako-miki.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603652593044836418" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">dispersed hope by <a href="http://grasshutcorp.com/blog/products-page/original-art/sloth-n-moth/dispersed-hope-by-masako-miki/">masako miki</a></div><div style="text-align: center;">head down, ass up. that's the way we like to... chase confetti.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJKKFDhQJ_mTfGvskrgiR-Rbb29IjLUGkeHtqct3LtUX9Mze2Zxexgc0VlzRRS1sj3McGnYBZxTa_4ywEckb1vktuYr0mSIysiH_G6mOIphS99XxwZx7PLQ7y_ix20vryj0S3PqJVNgmY/s1600/5683801202_c9b9f13ccf_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 293px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJKKFDhQJ_mTfGvskrgiR-Rbb29IjLUGkeHtqct3LtUX9Mze2Zxexgc0VlzRRS1sj3McGnYBZxTa_4ywEckb1vktuYr0mSIysiH_G6mOIphS99XxwZx7PLQ7y_ix20vryj0S3PqJVNgmY/s400/5683801202_c9b9f13ccf_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603652594263403682" /></a>at 3 est today, the rest of those little pink bastards go on sale. <a href="http://grasshutcorp.com/blog/products-page/?category=59">here</a>, i think. he's called sloth n moth, and he likes soda. i think i want a little slothy mossy-ass dude for myself. or if you happen to live in portland, stop by <a href="http://grasshutcorp.com/blog/">grass hut</a> and check out the rest of the show magic.<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">images stolen from </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/eatballs/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">bwana</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> and </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fiendsaintfamily/4832754046/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">friends ain't family</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">.</span></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-68485806995415846452011-04-15T14:56:00.003-04:002011-04-15T15:22:53.769-04:00ape attack.i'm gonna warn you now. this is a shitty post. you can skip the words if you want. the pictures are what really matter, and i didn't even do anything special with them. aren't you lucky. but it's friday, so this is what you get.<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHZNrticKkIrjqvaikqFXP0VJj_9t4sf2tc1271hS6Ew7MYzbFlGDFihqZAiPxcuC1ig7S_OSyo6rtoHnSMjf5Nboabgp926UA9Uc97WbRCWzs4ViMMNVCyb0ha5VXi0W9vJxDuILurmA/s1600/201012-29-72-f0230672_21533657.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><br /></span><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 363px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHZNrticKkIrjqvaikqFXP0VJj_9t4sf2tc1271hS6Ew7MYzbFlGDFihqZAiPxcuC1ig7S_OSyo6rtoHnSMjf5Nboabgp926UA9Uc97WbRCWzs4ViMMNVCyb0ha5VXi0W9vJxDuILurmA/s400/201012-29-72-f0230672_21533657.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595888284107711458" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">this is why i don't do acid.</div><div style="text-align: center;">but, shit, are they beautiful.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">they are neo gorillas from <a href="http://iluiluilu.exblog.jp/">ilu ilu</a>.</div><div style="text-align: center;">and i want.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_scOAkzCGLtQVviHhr7pka17j62QXKZIrWDY3bBtl7SuZVf2u4c7697LFWYqh8kv4rK-JQUuyuKzefFIPfltCD-vFd0cfF4LWqEADquXD9o2qVDe_BmXXhoB36mJu8mYdkC0ulqRdRaY/s1600/3387692789_5a23fa78c3_z.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_scOAkzCGLtQVviHhr7pka17j62QXKZIrWDY3bBtl7SuZVf2u4c7697LFWYqh8kv4rK-JQUuyuKzefFIPfltCD-vFd0cfF4LWqEADquXD9o2qVDe_BmXXhoB36mJu8mYdkC0ulqRdRaY/s400/3387692789_5a23fa78c3_z.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595888275851146946" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">and <a href="http://toysrevil.blogspot.com/2008/03/ccp-ultimate-lar-series-from-spectreman.html">ccp ultimate spaceman lar</a>.</div><div style="text-align: center;">who i just discovered.</div><div style="text-align: center;">pocket-sized for easy transportation.</div><div style="text-align: center;">they're badass and have the belts to prove it.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_yYliXBs5VMIyCl1P_BY_GMZzSsc9Y9WOk97kNniEVQLDnMZXLFFjOLHYwEn4jc44RHy5gZ3gsWq29wjQLkF1OpKM3zi4PusFX0cYXZ0R1Wn4obxaBh7auXpdaLFAHFeDYgbBiFpg50w/s1600/CCP_ULTIMATE_LARS.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 325px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_yYliXBs5VMIyCl1P_BY_GMZzSsc9Y9WOk97kNniEVQLDnMZXLFFjOLHYwEn4jc44RHy5gZ3gsWq29wjQLkF1OpKM3zi4PusFX0cYXZ0R1Wn4obxaBh7auXpdaLFAHFeDYgbBiFpg50w/s400/CCP_ULTIMATE_LARS.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595888271784910594" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">i got those two little gid fuckers on the end.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibBG1GuwnHpZ0G2TQKI4swMu8Ld3YnpZwYfiMz1SVNMbQR-hlkAnDN9gGb-ITXYgTPCH66weMhdKjIxtneApwlJLExuUoU_0q1ay4b6-G1CRA360Zh-sqXHYmdGODh6acAYS1CGKVTm-Q/s1600/2967459a63e045dfb163a079348488fb_7.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibBG1GuwnHpZ0G2TQKI4swMu8Ld3YnpZwYfiMz1SVNMbQR-hlkAnDN9gGb-ITXYgTPCH66weMhdKjIxtneApwlJLExuUoU_0q1ay4b6-G1CRA360Zh-sqXHYmdGODh6acAYS1CGKVTm-Q/s400/2967459a63e045dfb163a079348488fb_7.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595888271242661186" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">come to his fur castle.</div><div style="text-align: center;">get punched.</div><div style="text-align: center;">repeat.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">triangle of ape picture was rudely swiped from </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/36564358@N03/3387692789/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">plasticxo</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">.</span></div></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-10437613781351639412011-04-07T16:26:00.006-04:002011-04-07T16:46:13.661-04:00cough to get off.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUG1WqsfRmFLePJJKr_dBDqekmS1MqjzY1N3IKDvvSH7r1VsLQlR7aLhjqfFKDIzA66E2uYrSuk22z-Atr7zU9UT9lU_mbjVOsSm47GshUKBLeI_dVfcnI_TekWbFa9xNJ2t9ouIUZMgc/s1600/redjademongo.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUG1WqsfRmFLePJJKr_dBDqekmS1MqjzY1N3IKDvvSH7r1VsLQlR7aLhjqfFKDIzA66E2uYrSuk22z-Atr7zU9UT9lU_mbjVOsSm47GshUKBLeI_dVfcnI_TekWbFa9xNJ2t9ouIUZMgc/s400/redjademongo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592941654082244546" /></a>you know how when you're sucking on a cough drop and the middle melts <div>before the edges and it gets really sharp and starts cutting your tongue but </div><div>it's so delicious that you can't stop so you end up with a lacerated idiot tongue? </div><div>yeah, of course you don't.<div><br /></div><div>that's what this bag full of red jade mongolions is going to do once they're unleashed on the internet tomorrow... cut the internet's tongue, real bad too.</div><div><br /></div><div>seriously, you better <a href="http://super7store.com/">snag</a> one of these sexy beasts quick. </div><div>they go on sale 11am pst tomorrow.</div></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-8526644722308889982011-04-04T09:59:00.003-04:002011-04-04T10:45:25.672-04:00the itch.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCaOK7vzUu9JyCioRlW2TyiQqX2K-efezpRaqvHVUYcAuDuzKz6K2ouC55CIojNHLCuOY7t8REnkOzbiIeU4QCdJbQfbcI3Oh38Nw2ySNCPJDHC9hEBuiIBsoXiHqz2Z-EvX6c2YTLoc4/s1600/5580398584_3c702fe7a7_z.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCaOK7vzUu9JyCioRlW2TyiQqX2K-efezpRaqvHVUYcAuDuzKz6K2ouC55CIojNHLCuOY7t8REnkOzbiIeU4QCdJbQfbcI3Oh38Nw2ySNCPJDHC9hEBuiIBsoXiHqz2Z-EvX6c2YTLoc4/s400/5580398584_3c702fe7a7_z.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5591727867367673122" /></a><br /><div>the itch began where it shan't have been. it spread from child to traveling men.</div><div>gentle at first, but quickly raging. they tore off their skin in chunks and shavings.</div><div>the country bled, wails of mourning. masses writhing, fits of burning. </div><div>fingers pointed, gods defended. one smiled sweetly, undetected.</div><div>all because, the pompous prince. had dared to cross, the one true witch.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: MarkerFelt-Thin; "><hr width="600" pixels=""><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: MarkerFelt-Thin; "><br /></span></div><div>at least, that's what i saw in these incredible busts from <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakewaldron/">jake waldron</a>.</div><div>silicone hand-painted faces and each hair individually placed. </div><div>it's incredible, chilling work. </div><div>i love the juxtaposition of characters, with the same pained expression. </div><div>and somehow, they're still available. get <a href="http://jakewaldron.bigcartel.com/product/bust-1">her</a> and <a href="http://jakewaldron.bigcartel.com/product/bust-2">him</a>.</div><div>amazing jake. just amazing.</div><div><br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-20594670701033106822011-03-25T09:51:00.002-04:002011-03-25T10:16:21.876-04:00skint.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglaf94CyE6cE2Qt_wjx4xD662fhgqfctTyWwaHy8nzH3kuPBBmf2mLqK3QQfpIvKTt64eb_KzhKQpkA0-qXFMYYK1-0SuGcmyHN2uPLCbVCrAP4kvyrHPocyTefY851-ukXtT5pp5HrGk/s1600/tumblr_liepmn4sec1qe9pawo1_1280.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglaf94CyE6cE2Qt_wjx4xD662fhgqfctTyWwaHy8nzH3kuPBBmf2mLqK3QQfpIvKTt64eb_KzhKQpkA0-qXFMYYK1-0SuGcmyHN2uPLCbVCrAP4kvyrHPocyTefY851-ukXtT5pp5HrGk/s400/tumblr_liepmn4sec1qe9pawo1_1280.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587736694078901506" /></a><div style="text-align: left;">it's not <i>not</i> a toy.</div><div style="text-align: left;">there is something wonderfully disturbing about the extreme disregard for anatomy in an anatomical set of nesting dolls. hands clasped in grief over her lack of clothes and a pelvic bone. at least i'm hoping it's a she. always the possibility of a tucked native american gent suffering from testosterone withdrawal. i bet s/he works at the dmv, where his/er coworkers adore her/is savant-like recall of patron saints and his/er ability to eat ritz by the case.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">i like it. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">and i hope whoever it lives with now passes it on </div><div style="text-align: left;">to his/er second favorite godchild.</div><div style="text-align: left;">you're a good man <a href="http://thestuntkid.tumblr.com/post/4001783960/anatomical-nesting-dolls-for-an-upcoming-show-at">jason levesque</a>. </div><div style="text-align: left;">excellent work, and thank you for sharing.</div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-70965223162292038012011-03-24T15:53:00.004-04:002011-03-24T15:57:16.263-04:00i am not dead.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsxmflkPQZMKM4Mhu8by6stUe4FxJWAP3_NieFOACgiC98JjJmU-mmMCTf3Bl_3vHGv53p5jv4915rn9NyDIUI8ORghQqqG3zjR9Nv0dEvKmHjvUJ3G1EE4IjEb8WawYR-r624IneMFOE/s1600/mastodon.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsxmflkPQZMKM4Mhu8by6stUe4FxJWAP3_NieFOACgiC98JjJmU-mmMCTf3Bl_3vHGv53p5jv4915rn9NyDIUI8ORghQqqG3zjR9Nv0dEvKmHjvUJ3G1EE4IjEb8WawYR-r624IneMFOE/s400/mastodon.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587737647023729858" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">i've merely been in hibernation for the winter. </div><div style="text-align: center;">so just to be clear. completely not dead.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">mastodon image and tidbit from </span><a href="http://pleasanton.jackkeller.net/endanger.asp"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">this guy</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">.</span></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-45739555497529149892010-10-12T15:59:00.003-04:002010-10-12T16:46:30.978-04:00down boy.<div>i'd like to live in a world where penguins have dogs; especially mega-huge mechahunds. the brilliant thing about k-9s is their desire to please. now imagine that desire with the strength of an abrams tank and a 50 cal machine gun. suddenly everyone around you becomes obedient. </div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://makadi3000.blogspot.com/">makadi3000</a> has, of course, done it again. eagle eye is a killer sidekick to <a href="http://the-mastodon.blogspot.com/2010/02/bambaland-wants-you.html">iron penguin</a>. although, i can't quite wrap my head around his bulk through the interwebs. iron penguin is 12" tall... and eagle eye's in a bit of a squat... sooooo, he's like a steel watermelon. maybe one of those <a href="http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/blog/square-watermelon.jpg">square japanese ones</a>. astute eyes will see that he's built on the body of a wwr bramble. but then you will also see that he no longer looks anything like his body donor. this is one sick puppy.</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGtC_q7TtTbmn6xOAXIjyx74c67oRtfJJ33NcMUcX3KRdo8tkJ1eKsQO-UGkvKXz8qFTY_i24pT3FHgr2Kn2Ef5-GYZS6F-j-z5mDjkKDdQkBZcqLTvFzX13SpqLR1GPD2-zEW3FvB5zc/s1600/1641XXXKD.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 302px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGtC_q7TtTbmn6xOAXIjyx74c67oRtfJJ33NcMUcX3KRdo8tkJ1eKsQO-UGkvKXz8qFTY_i24pT3FHgr2Kn2Ef5-GYZS6F-j-z5mDjkKDdQkBZcqLTvFzX13SpqLR1GPD2-zEW3FvB5zc/s400/1641XXXKD.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527251922954317282" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">little known fact: eagle eye was born when shaq got food drunk </div><div style="text-align: center;">at an old country buffet and ended up making love to his <a href="http://www.f650pickups.com/deez.html">F650</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1nkXYyH1Ks0h5SbowI8Mn_dllmP3rLFoxxPB3LMLN8SKSCfepdO2jv9idVCK7vNFCxjnxjFGrF1kt1lotkmZ253Ws4OgoAKbbUg8ky5PStavQLbrvvKguz7qHcSnD1qp7aB14b1ZI1Yo/s1600/MECH+1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1nkXYyH1Ks0h5SbowI8Mn_dllmP3rLFoxxPB3LMLN8SKSCfepdO2jv9idVCK7vNFCxjnxjFGrF1kt1lotkmZ253Ws4OgoAKbbUg8ky5PStavQLbrvvKguz7qHcSnD1qp7aB14b1ZI1Yo/s400/MECH+1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527251919146052722" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">now you can see why he calls him a dog.</div><div style="text-align: center;">just don't let mega-snoopy drop a deuce in your yard.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1xHwKNgoY4954-T5IENzENUK8BSInOIvX8Skc2wzSWe8Ha-fCbozPKkCWVoz-fFutwyhSv4fPHLEhFcSJiflAslST4wY7PJj2MSF8poQAlpsUmz2Ru_WzMMFMOcHoLrnPZevaOxeQCos/s1600/MECH+3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1xHwKNgoY4954-T5IENzENUK8BSInOIvX8Skc2wzSWe8Ha-fCbozPKkCWVoz-fFutwyhSv4fPHLEhFcSJiflAslST4wY7PJj2MSF8poQAlpsUmz2Ru_WzMMFMOcHoLrnPZevaOxeQCos/s400/MECH+3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527251908434708962" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">crotch cannon!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi12SJIxG324bqW1csDiSMQ89sK3Ju6wsFpoEcGUD2lGu63QcRIOIxg_2DyKUrUT88GAyBTXtJzB2a_VMKAg259tE_kBfk0Swe_KlfahKoLeABcAWJzKkt30flGY4KTReD0dpKvHeWqJeQ/s1600/MECH+2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi12SJIxG324bqW1csDiSMQ89sK3Ju6wsFpoEcGUD2lGu63QcRIOIxg_2DyKUrUT88GAyBTXtJzB2a_VMKAg259tE_kBfk0Swe_KlfahKoLeABcAWJzKkt30flGY4KTReD0dpKvHeWqJeQ/s400/MECH+2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527251899026818770" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">red! 24 sweep hotdog on 2! hut hut, you're fucked.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBOOJ22vAtU-IYP2SCYhIln5mGYXlMTS94s2yLbGSxzt_yYHwFigyaAv7zBwHtr8nubw11zmKprudACVDX4phuHBE1-cVaETMd13ZiIumq5fYhT741N6B0Is2Mhc2o6GuMn-i6W6FgRe4/s1600/MECH+4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 326px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBOOJ22vAtU-IYP2SCYhIln5mGYXlMTS94s2yLbGSxzt_yYHwFigyaAv7zBwHtr8nubw11zmKprudACVDX4phuHBE1-cVaETMd13ZiIumq5fYhT741N6B0Is2Mhc2o6GuMn-i6W6FgRe4/s400/MECH+4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527251893711999138" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">children please avert your eyes from the scorched butthole</div><div style="text-align: center;">if you light a match, the entire internet could go up in flames.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-60267873980106691552010-09-28T14:44:00.004-04:002011-03-24T16:20:59.659-04:00it got ugly.<div>well that didn't take long. you leave a handful of fish eggs in a bucket of beaver urine on your back porch and the next thing you know the muscamoots are mating. overnight, your entire property is covered with glassy-eyed inbred disease ponies. </div><div><br /></div><div>holed up in his island laboratory, <a href="http://www.eatthefuture.blogspot.com/">dr. ryniak</a> has been bending the laws of genetics to create his bitey little scumsuckers. he's pulled out all the stops for his latest show, "<a href="http://www.myplasticheart.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=MPH&Category_Code=0000THISCOULDGETUGLY">this could get ugly</a>" currently at my plastic heart in nyc. i'm completely floored with the character and emotion he's able to cram into these tiny little dudes. (are there lady-moots?) his sculpting skills are just disgustingly good, and of course he's already established himself as a painting machine. seeing his all of his skills come together is just beautiful.</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDqlVZCGJhge9owMqjr7y06P6ScmDrl-jfXFxhd7yBeiWSjkngB2Sji9KnDP2Mx8yGMwOXLa-ezoBGdTLPrTm634DxDTnaScQNgoTzifFdiwqDCyXPtaSNPGEyYWnc2IPiCDL0ihxn13Q/s1600/tcgu_muscatoad+copy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 251px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDqlVZCGJhge9owMqjr7y06P6ScmDrl-jfXFxhd7yBeiWSjkngB2Sji9KnDP2Mx8yGMwOXLa-ezoBGdTLPrTm634DxDTnaScQNgoTzifFdiwqDCyXPtaSNPGEyYWnc2IPiCDL0ihxn13Q/s400/tcgu_muscatoad+copy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522037720296056498" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">the red-gilled muscatoad subsists solely on calluses and caterpillars. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">branching out with scavengers, buff monster minis and a freyja.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3k9aK4hgZmQHXm5kzLrpwIeRtMMFTKk7FZBGtG4yv8oR3U9GEi2Do4CmR-WWyiSuPohlKb5JTopkOLd83jWwo3sQQQCL9y_WJSGtJKY9-ig1TXjmaaQESrKdjlYVGwmQ8PLdgTQzS5lE/s1600/5023224154_03468c1282_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3k9aK4hgZmQHXm5kzLrpwIeRtMMFTKk7FZBGtG4yv8oR3U9GEi2Do4CmR-WWyiSuPohlKb5JTopkOLd83jWwo3sQQQCL9y_WJSGtJKY9-ig1TXjmaaQESrKdjlYVGwmQ8PLdgTQzS5lE/s400/5023224154_03468c1282_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522037714894178594" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">and yes, the cute as a button mushroom midge has a cute name.</div><div style="text-align: center;">fungus puppy.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXbtxFQEsDAGGa-nqtSaptmyldBQa_DpMa5B44R6_nzT6EIJ6UEFuTA02IniC_j4nYAZcQD1Wt1cApQHBPxKiSHWabXN1g_pGVnZsWrJtar5I8l5aI_M-PqXQ-vRdWmNFo_hQlIjwlaMM/s1600/5023232692_548eb85fe1_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 313px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXbtxFQEsDAGGa-nqtSaptmyldBQa_DpMa5B44R6_nzT6EIJ6UEFuTA02IniC_j4nYAZcQD1Wt1cApQHBPxKiSHWabXN1g_pGVnZsWrJtar5I8l5aI_M-PqXQ-vRdWmNFo_hQlIjwlaMM/s400/5023232692_548eb85fe1_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522037456632034162" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">that's not actually his tongue... he bit that off a sleeping hobo.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">snybora! the next slinky little bastard is coming...</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlUoT5h_Q2jhWztfBMlfXV947GljFesWrBGpeTPNn5zoZpQQw065MQqJ6CLd3C1ScGCoSXamnTSyKve-cOg-2Vu4G4KXjZLaJ7gsS_sS2xdzp0HRBfrCDp6YTTG_okMHy5GX7mY-HNBg4/s1600/tcgu_marshsnybora.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlUoT5h_Q2jhWztfBMlfXV947GljFesWrBGpeTPNn5zoZpQQw065MQqJ6CLd3C1ScGCoSXamnTSyKve-cOg-2Vu4G4KXjZLaJ7gsS_sS2xdzp0HRBfrCDp6YTTG_okMHy5GX7mY-HNBg4/s400/tcgu_marshsnybora.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522037443667394338" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">infections smell sweet. like victory.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhKZd8qGWl6PIoisPga6qkFOuNFZKCXUFOUO2FOJKkWXmw0i32F9iOHCuHT3h2Ajuxoo6Gt-Opgk06Cfe2BPdWRTOCd_DkZB55yP1lcPl3KVJRfaJgSOpS0DFGDFOq0EPoQQ9Q3k0OnK8/s1600/tcgu_tigerhammermoot+copy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 251px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhKZd8qGWl6PIoisPga6qkFOuNFZKCXUFOUO2FOJKkWXmw0i32F9iOHCuHT3h2Ajuxoo6Gt-Opgk06Cfe2BPdWRTOCd_DkZB55yP1lcPl3KVJRfaJgSOpS0DFGDFOq0EPoQQ9Q3k0OnK8/s400/tcgu_tigerhammermoot+copy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522037442984596994" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">tiger hammermoots are known for their airborne attacks.</div><div style="text-align: center;">flying out of the water and latching onto your arm </div><div style="text-align: center;">until you drop your beer in the water. and maybe some funyuns.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCWV5g4TkotDhvl4AMYI__oRfMsqqmi1IjIfhHjQwcDqY3UeOmEpNMK93Em2o6QfJvD13wuUwkkeqfpUdS2eFdep53Bvse4bQYKtzkfgEzYzY_mtcFqXqusA6h1Vzb32ZDtax9407DIqc/s1600/5023230394_c04877cc5e_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCWV5g4TkotDhvl4AMYI__oRfMsqqmi1IjIfhHjQwcDqY3UeOmEpNMK93Em2o6QfJvD13wuUwkkeqfpUdS2eFdep53Bvse4bQYKtzkfgEzYzY_mtcFqXqusA6h1Vzb32ZDtax9407DIqc/s400/5023230394_c04877cc5e_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522037442127361938" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">the rhino colons have become sentient!</div><div style="text-align: center;">and they want your marshmallows. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpPTmqyz9705UCd1nvD-unHoFPV87RFeuwDfB4ytRzzbxrykpMfzJ4GNTc9bvS6b8F8VHgnbY0pbsxexG3mtT9y6f73-r-_aIyqBrsA_ZsljzU92blKfJwFxYQ4x5-if1ERMxvhDdfhmU/s1600/tcgu_muscatang+copy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 251px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpPTmqyz9705UCd1nvD-unHoFPV87RFeuwDfB4ytRzzbxrykpMfzJ4GNTc9bvS6b8F8VHgnbY0pbsxexG3mtT9y6f73-r-_aIyqBrsA_ZsljzU92blKfJwFxYQ4x5-if1ERMxvhDdfhmU/s400/tcgu_muscatang+copy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522037433462895026" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">the golden boy, muscatang.</div><div style="text-align: center;">operates as chris' right-hand monster, </div><div style="text-align: center;">fetching brushes and drinking old paint water.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">if you're lucky enough to live in new york, do yourself the favor of seeing these magical little guys in person. i'm pretty sure they're all sold out because chris' fans are rabid. but that shouldn't stop you from getting a little salmonella on your shoe at the exhibit. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">images ripped right from the hands of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihcs/sets/72157624906028745/">i heart cool stuff</a> and <a href="http://www.myplasticheartnyc.com/">mphnyc</a>.</div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-72415684605584678432010-08-30T14:25:00.005-04:002010-08-30T15:41:28.940-04:00this should thaw you out.<div><a href="http://grphka.com/blog/">GRPHKA</a> has landed on hoth and begun work on an ubersoldier. part at-at driver, part bambaboss... i give you: AT/3A. i don't normally post anybody's in progress work (this guy still needs to be painted) but he was just too fucking cool. lovely detailing that blends the two worlds together brilliantly.</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJrwWqVu1xyg1YgqWG7hUjVYW3nH9uXrbGiDOxMdWNTOxLMvYmtvctv4A1Znce2eViLHr5IzExw35CvrU3hZc_-MThQZb0W3bCRBH6E_X_nh0m6qlhMI_Mj5Vy3GW3B3_ourW3Qb-JSbU/s1600/AT3A.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 363px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJrwWqVu1xyg1YgqWG7hUjVYW3nH9uXrbGiDOxMdWNTOxLMvYmtvctv4A1Znce2eViLHr5IzExw35CvrU3hZc_-MThQZb0W3bCRBH6E_X_nh0m6qlhMI_Mj5Vy3GW3B3_ourW3Qb-JSbU/s400/AT3A.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5511270947440308066" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">just watch out for mouse droids with tow cables...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">oh, and sorry for being a shithead about never posting.</div><div style="text-align: center;">the dude abides.</div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-68537788943795671282010-08-04T09:03:00.001-04:002010-08-04T09:04:31.442-04:00one lump or two?<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="270"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13866327&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1&autoplay=0&loop=0"><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13866327&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1&autoplay=0&loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="270"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">um. wow.</div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-50798062120233071812010-07-29T10:41:00.006-04:002010-07-29T11:28:55.486-04:00samuraaaaaai deli is now open.<div>friend of <a href="http://frankmysterio.blogspot.com/">frank mysterio</a>: yoste just kicked the shit out of a <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/frankmysterio2/">muttpop tequila</a>. and when the dust settled and the training was complete, he was left with a fire-breathing devil-horned prison-physiqued madman. wicked tattoos that walk the line between <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBiofxvUW3FvdLopBxvD9f8QGXBBTFY-Eq03SKXsUzfXGw1x_0rlxW88GBWbdWmSqF64y21pS84I7hXCOHB59flaR8K6QpPTBYuajQP_TsJsTUk5eDifDMtiCMkd1aHgGePilqpCpvPAnF/s400/yakuza+Tattoo.jpg">yakuza</a> and <a href="http://urbantitan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/red_dragon.jpg">red dragon</a>, with eerily realistic skin tones for ink that has been slowing spreading through years of abuse. impeccably detailed armor and sword really put this in the elite. i'm just amazed at how perfect it all is. </div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8rq3DQMFhaHu2Uox3ACRU2_pSEJaTsUWyoGsGQRATAXJyQ6CLdLm-KLyEQf6Twx3v5ORhy3ODRszpkvmiRFd8uBhgikRcgwvWgJ0iimdkdvMt9IhDMxuoAnVN8YysjuiZU1yohbcVtBM/s1600/4840826406_096907083e_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8rq3DQMFhaHu2Uox3ACRU2_pSEJaTsUWyoGsGQRATAXJyQ6CLdLm-KLyEQf6Twx3v5ORhy3ODRszpkvmiRFd8uBhgikRcgwvWgJ0iimdkdvMt9IhDMxuoAnVN8YysjuiZU1yohbcVtBM/s400/4840826406_096907083e_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5499338413303520402" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">workin on his sumo stance.</div><div style="text-align: center;">...or maybe dropping a deuce in his hakamas.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-raJ8AlmFbSbpZypNOZjcgwRuJHWX-BwlWCgtwM7myIpwXRL0DhOEqmMYK4RTyX6PsIVO-vP7jZ11dUhRgYK7DXxY4VKFpVW7lbyWd9N67EJmD31K9M5l90Lv4lf__5hLO_1DBa4pQ2k/s1600/4840826418_ffa2736294_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-raJ8AlmFbSbpZypNOZjcgwRuJHWX-BwlWCgtwM7myIpwXRL0DhOEqmMYK4RTyX6PsIVO-vP7jZ11dUhRgYK7DXxY4VKFpVW7lbyWd9N67EJmD31K9M5l90Lv4lf__5hLO_1DBa4pQ2k/s400/4840826418_ffa2736294_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5499338404926852658" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">dragon for protection, lotus for rebirth and koi for lunch.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg61YnF-fKbUktdIjdHX17T6jZJL8rkugehLdT8EYjTRf6h5fP-IHGPEvd01CdLjMGYIcxfR18D50MAAqF1_AH75rTpwyJYufoMe-VUHKN8sV8ixnubrY76syBppiyZsUnRYNxIzhJQ14/s1600/4840223391_e2b2051e31_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg61YnF-fKbUktdIjdHX17T6jZJL8rkugehLdT8EYjTRf6h5fP-IHGPEvd01CdLjMGYIcxfR18D50MAAqF1_AH75rTpwyJYufoMe-VUHKN8sV8ixnubrY76syBppiyZsUnRYNxIzhJQ14/s400/4840223391_e2b2051e31_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5499338396817120434" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">for some reason i'm craving spaghettios.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">oh, and he's available for sale.</div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-7805536802748888562010-07-19T11:03:00.005-04:002010-07-19T14:19:29.167-04:00five gees.<div style="text-align: center;"><b>$5000</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">you have five thousand dollars to spend. [obviously this is bullshit, but play along] would you invest in a handcrafted, one of ten, 1:3 scale resin accident victim from <a href="http://www.coarselife.com/coarselog/">coarse</a>? possibly. the piece is a nice step forward for mark and sven. everyone loves more blood and bandages right? the prone "<a href="http://rotofugi.com/gallery/Exhibits/Coarse2010/SinglePages/painindreams.asp">pain in dreams</a>" is just one of an emergency room full of maladies from the <a href="http://rotofugi.com/gallery/exhibits/coarse2010/"><i>glimpse of truth</i></a> show that's currently showing at <a href="http://rotofugi.com/gallery/">rotofugi</a>. the guys must have been working nonstop because there is a shit ton of new stuff.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDL0CiB4rvUsvBvM9kGsZWnzQF1XJ8BUS6pCJw-aBOmOjyhp3YJIkRWLQQC1kT5K_NiQh2vqzDyBuNRUzmfMmBmO6qiq1UqGAVWGItcR4nVn_tAkDjAIysQzVknfzvEirmu9Sq_yN4ZeI/s1600/pain_in_dreams_top2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 399px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDL0CiB4rvUsvBvM9kGsZWnzQF1XJ8BUS6pCJw-aBOmOjyhp3YJIkRWLQQC1kT5K_NiQh2vqzDyBuNRUzmfMmBmO6qiq1UqGAVWGItcR4nVn_tAkDjAIysQzVknfzvEirmu9Sq_yN4ZeI/s400/pain_in_dreams_top2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495633480798149810" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">should've never challenged <a href="http://twitter.com/nick_nolte">nolte</a> to a screwdriver fight.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9oMVxPw9SsY9AXH_1fG6fT4x5iAOkz2HdwparGyesQ5rrn-YgZ1fgo1GB6WNbzagi8B1dBWv7Gp0YwSHP24izOqF7TKNw8bUu5503O0CcRplUrF6lSt2HU2gGBBfjRsX-pRlEuTlosIE/s1600/pain_in_dreams_face2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9oMVxPw9SsY9AXH_1fG6fT4x5iAOkz2HdwparGyesQ5rrn-YgZ1fgo1GB6WNbzagi8B1dBWv7Gp0YwSHP24izOqF7TKNw8bUu5503O0CcRplUrF6lSt2HU2gGBBfjRsX-pRlEuTlosIE/s400/pain_in_dreams_face2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495633474063139154" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">this life support diet makes these abs look tiiiiight.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">or there's option #2. [yes, the piece above really costs 5000 american dollars]</div><div style="text-align: left;">ricardo de montreuil took $5000 and created an amazing little dystopian short film. he shot for exactly one weekend to create <i><a href="http://www.facebook.com/THERAVENFILM">the raven</a>,</i> and now he's in talks with universal to make it a feature.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/il5xxb6Y_lg&hl=en_US&fs=1?rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/il5xxb6Y_lg&hl=en_US&fs=1?rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">so what's it gonna be? a kick-ass piece for your shelf? or commission mr. de montreuil to create a sweet five minute movie with you as the ass-kicking star? [pretty sure he'd never do this] </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><s>this isn't really a legit question because there are billions of other things you could spend the money on, most of which are less ridiculous than these. but you see my point. hell, if you're gonna get a toy with your money, at least get something huge like a <a href="http://the-mastodon.blogspot.com/2010/05/giants-of-vinyl-2.html">4ft dissected</a> or an entire platoon of <a href="http://the-mastodon.blogspot.com/2010/05/giants-of-vinyl-2.html">1:1 squares</a>.</s></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">addendum: let's leave the question as a discussion of two wildly disparate endeavors. it was hasty to write off a piece like the one above without thinking about how much intimate work goes into something that complex. when something has that level of finish, it's easy to forget the hands that brought it to be.</div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-57667103201019106562010-07-16T10:25:00.002-04:002010-07-16T10:50:18.742-04:00don't swallow your gum.<div>chomp chomp chew squish smush push blow pop chomp chomp chomp spit</div><div>...and one more of the uber rare bubblegum muscamoots gets released into the wild. albino eyes and a very scrotum-like dewlap highlight this fine specimen created by <a href="http://skullbrain.org/bb/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=36032">kist</a>. just keep him out of the collagen, or he'll be cramming it in his lips faster than a chipmunk on chex mix. i love the direction this chewy little bastard took. he's a proper new addition to the order of muscamoot.</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE-pjJXv9Larl5RL9WMz6QnWd6pYqTUEgvRnzmLNuEoxh0NHcVnvjbkBfsiQIcYk1eM-nCaFbMWm6p-f9__aUliNqRinneMGJ41aSGY0YAyt27MqOnqiigakw5HcsDp76ppRz6QWRuhyU/s1600/01lowg10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE-pjJXv9Larl5RL9WMz6QnWd6pYqTUEgvRnzmLNuEoxh0NHcVnvjbkBfsiQIcYk1eM-nCaFbMWm6p-f9__aUliNqRinneMGJ41aSGY0YAyt27MqOnqiigakw5HcsDp76ppRz6QWRuhyU/s400/01lowg10.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494511332819040450" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">this is what baseball card gum always tasted like.</div><div style="text-align: center;">raw stringy greasy amphibian meat.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifQtiQuSiwgm8A-k-JPWAW2eCSk_tO8RZgB21pqzoyWSMFEem9GWeIWbdHdLWRktuAbu7ztHsw1l8C9e5_Mv8j3nYL8yBYpRwTCEWZfnD48MXKMfjyq3i6IPryoE21mt3H2wr3IZ_u3KU/s1600/04lowg10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 247px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifQtiQuSiwgm8A-k-JPWAW2eCSk_tO8RZgB21pqzoyWSMFEem9GWeIWbdHdLWRktuAbu7ztHsw1l8C9e5_Mv8j3nYL8yBYpRwTCEWZfnD48MXKMfjyq3i6IPryoE21mt3H2wr3IZ_u3KU/s400/04lowg10.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494511327153045234" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">his gills are evolved to breathe in bile.</div><div style="text-align: center;">so don't swallow your gum.</div><div style="text-align: center;">or he'll be kicking you a new ulcer for the next 10 years.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-300175898421858132010-07-13T11:19:00.003-04:002010-07-13T11:36:59.512-04:00pray to the porcelain god.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbMqBeUTdqz4VyEOlpErKF7UX9r7l8xsM2tyO8rHtCG1F8enwwcYfA89B5l2t3WyzoYnbOZjU6gq4pAUpNjqEv09Fs9I9kH2VybhyD4fWPBM7rb3QKAuu9cgXFbRXti4QM3X3Q37EBQhc/s1600/A_Fond_Farwell_Brent_Nolasco_No_01_500.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 303px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbMqBeUTdqz4VyEOlpErKF7UX9r7l8xsM2tyO8rHtCG1F8enwwcYfA89B5l2t3WyzoYnbOZjU6gq4pAUpNjqEv09Fs9I9kH2VybhyD4fWPBM7rb3QKAuu9cgXFbRXti4QM3X3Q37EBQhc/s400/A_Fond_Farwell_Brent_Nolasco_No_01_500.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493410966591579474" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">it's a bird... it's a plane...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUuQN7vIQHZSNnTYgYJI2zLXG0gMg8F1Z6Hz_d05X8X_EdY3omk5e_bM-zTJHaQAov-NSAJYvs0vkNhGTzXLh5itx70_Vq9xM74UBYms34acq_z8hplAzIQyGscQ-2IMj3FsIw88vpmGw/s1600/A_Fond_Farwell_Brent_Nolasco_No_07_500.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 314px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUuQN7vIQHZSNnTYgYJI2zLXG0gMg8F1Z6Hz_d05X8X_EdY3omk5e_bM-zTJHaQAov-NSAJYvs0vkNhGTzXLh5itx70_Vq9xM74UBYms34acq_z8hplAzIQyGscQ-2IMj3FsIw88vpmGw/s400/A_Fond_Farwell_Brent_Nolasco_No_07_500.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493410957534818482" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">it's fucking badass is what it is.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">leaked and congealed from the mind of <a href="http://brentnolasco.blogspot.com/">mr. brent nolasco</a>, "a fond farewell" is a total mindfuck of a creature. with at least eight different vinyl abominations melded together, along with other found objects, this thing has the presence of an alien god from the fourth dimension. it also marks the conclusion of his fusion sculpts. all 3d adventures that brent takes from here on will evolve from his own artwork. which is fine by me, because his art is even more mental and awesome. i can't wait to see what escapes from his studio next.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcB8q8Hzpe4yyo3FxP-8rzCtOw1J61RceO5r0H-RTaYZYEu3CYip4gkgAwD-DTofRd2sII4Eg6PQT58TcVcYfSWgHPRTZ3M-1woBzmFmIdqjn45XlFZTa3MNcPm0aVjV_E4paUf9XYNx4/s1600/A_Fond_Farwell_Brent_Nolasco_No_23_500.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 194px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcB8q8Hzpe4yyo3FxP-8rzCtOw1J61RceO5r0H-RTaYZYEu3CYip4gkgAwD-DTofRd2sII4Eg6PQT58TcVcYfSWgHPRTZ3M-1woBzmFmIdqjn45XlFZTa3MNcPm0aVjV_E4paUf9XYNx4/s400/A_Fond_Farwell_Brent_Nolasco_No_23_500.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493410950346556178" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">you can glimpse the perfection yourself at sdcc.</div><div style="text-align: center;">this guy will be roaming the <a href="http://www.dragatomi.com/">dragatomi</a> booth.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.dragatomi.com/">cardboard spaceship</a> will also have some custom brent resins for sale.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-48859344624821948242010-07-09T16:08:00.004-04:002010-07-09T16:14:47.587-04:00a room of one's own.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd2ZJ0WP6OQnETXgCQFPGA5fGl3Msp1xpRw8qTCoVgD_J4MadISSKCQtPkH8aqdkhenKTB5xoKEg42YLjn-l2dUNm77sdd10_nUu_tlPIXYaGKipQygweGJC_9O7m2B9YgHpv3qDBvQRc/s1600/4748340743_790554a8a9_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd2ZJ0WP6OQnETXgCQFPGA5fGl3Msp1xpRw8qTCoVgD_J4MadISSKCQtPkH8aqdkhenKTB5xoKEg42YLjn-l2dUNm77sdd10_nUu_tlPIXYaGKipQygweGJC_9O7m2B9YgHpv3qDBvQRc/s400/4748340743_790554a8a9_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492000990057450114" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/crisrose/4748340743/in/photostream/">this</a> is the highly inspirational workspace of the wildly talented <a href="http://crisrose.tumblr.com/">cris rose</a>. <div>looks quite cozy. and it seems we share the same taste. really makes me </div><div>want a kickass studio to hide in... just some nice thoughts for a friday.</div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2609299989694838449.post-62315529644200788322010-07-07T14:20:00.007-04:002010-07-07T15:29:09.123-04:00trudging through the sludge.<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">the third one with a soundtrack... scroll to the bottom of the post.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">hit play on the youtubes and then come back up here for maximum experience.</span></div><div><br /></div><div>men are always enthralled by things that are more extreme than themselves. like the ability to lift heavy objects over your head, zero fear in the face of danger and the ability to rock your face off. when you can do all three, you become a god. the madbattleman from <a href="http://mikesutfin.blogspot.com/">mike sutfin</a> is shooting 66.6% (rock). we could almost bump him up to an a+, but lifting heavy things over your head also includes not crushing your skull with those heavy things, especially when they're spiked. the new sculpt, soon to be released by <a href="http://recklesstoys.com/">reckless toys</a> at sdcc, is so metal it hurts. production is very limited, which means only a few of you will have the opportunity to awesome up your shelf.</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq75-y9SXQAvru7HAUWiYsGJcWuT_Z0xKLhbaNlygSlIfsmT4mSyZoVjzlb7FwezhEyo3wTJJrM4muG7dDl19WcTvY-TgH1-SQTaAUDNAIjbhAZMQJdD-PvHKt1gAtONfS4Vh_qEGgFwQ/s1600/Reckless_DuskFCW_Pic02_web.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq75-y9SXQAvru7HAUWiYsGJcWuT_Z0xKLhbaNlygSlIfsmT4mSyZoVjzlb7FwezhEyo3wTJJrM4muG7dDl19WcTvY-TgH1-SQTaAUDNAIjbhAZMQJdD-PvHKt1gAtONfS4Vh_qEGgFwQ/s400/Reckless_DuskFCW_Pic02_web.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491230984084471826" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">one look at this guy and skeletor would piss himself.</div><div style="text-align: center;">probably why american apparel is always out of purple leggings.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCqMBMdmTA2zE0WSfLfIED0L0iH1jvF3COQ228T1ooGyQ1odkBZS9bJBQ2UFItVDFBH_V7Tg5j3mde6voazETkrtwbTUBpmcRl8HzhBCNOzWIxRNRvpq4PlM_Ek0CoWxVVtMnU4ngSTAA/s1600/Reckless_DuskFCW_Pic07_web.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 298px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCqMBMdmTA2zE0WSfLfIED0L0iH1jvF3COQ228T1ooGyQ1odkBZS9bJBQ2UFItVDFBH_V7Tg5j3mde6voazETkrtwbTUBpmcRl8HzhBCNOzWIxRNRvpq4PlM_Ek0CoWxVVtMnU4ngSTAA/s400/Reckless_DuskFCW_Pic07_web.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491230972358586706" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">his arsenic flame is perfect for poisonous marshmallows.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">creamy white pictures courtesy of <a href="http://toybotstudios.blogspot.com/2010/06/mike-sutfin-x-reckless-toys-mad-battle.html">toybot studios</a>.</span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuCRC81aqFVgs41HKlmLyT6cRNPlkjOYlSqPYk9lkB-pYNYuG1JBjdU1pGOLy3WiSM07V86AbEjLyKiICvkQQahynTQcQQ5WqCFNIZCgndaJy_ZkN3_WSvLXfQ5hnarO-9Bqy_K_0_-Bc/s1600/4678204708_56273a0829_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 301px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuCRC81aqFVgs41HKlmLyT6cRNPlkjOYlSqPYk9lkB-pYNYuG1JBjdU1pGOLy3WiSM07V86AbEjLyKiICvkQQahynTQcQQ5WqCFNIZCgndaJy_ZkN3_WSvLXfQ5hnarO-9Bqy_K_0_-Bc/s400/4678204708_56273a0829_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491230963403267810" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">the dude might actually be even more hardcore cast in porcelain.</div><div style="text-align: center;">the solid white is just so crisp.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="291"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TQVrl7wRcNg&hl=en_US&fs=1?rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TQVrl7wRcNg&hl=en_US&fs=1?rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="291"></embed></object></div>mastodonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01342118035565848325noreply@blogger.com0