cough to get off.

you know how when you're sucking on a cough drop and the middle melts

before the edges and it gets really sharp and starts cutting your tongue but

it's so delicious that you can't stop so you end up with a lacerated idiot tongue?

yeah, of course you don't.

that's what this bag full of red jade mongolions is going to do once they're unleashed on the internet tomorrow... cut the internet's tongue, real bad too.

seriously, you better snag one of these sexy beasts quick.

they go on sale 11am pst tomorrow.