Showing posts with label sam flores. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sam flores. Show all posts

Friday, May 27, 2011

the unstoppable ink flow.

the man with the golden black pen has been rabidly busy since we last checked in. mr. jonpaulkaiser has taken great strides with his simple color palette, while being completely true to his style. every new piece is a little more refined and a lot more awesome. especially now that he's popped his cherry on some serious pieces of vinyl. there's no room for timid hands when you take a marker to a jaws/paws sculpt. there are few people i would trust with that freedom, and jpk is high on the list.

wrestles with the pain & fury.
i'll see your bald head and raise you a mustache.
huzzah!

he once killed three men and a horse with a single bitch slap.

panda murdering demon boy.
what's with all the giant hands?
don't look him in the eye or he'll turn your pants to shit.

perfectly demented and yet
can't find evil gloves or evil boots to save his life.

roasted by solo.
the only bounty hunter with eyes like a my little pony.

and the han still stands.
the empire will let in any ole nerfherder these days.
[silently wishing there were real stormtroopers]

boba. with trophy krayt dragon skull.
...moments after he escaped the sarlacc.
smelling strongly of gamorrean ball sweat.

ram-man and a tiny spartan hoplite.
helmets for he-man and hera.

warrior pandaimyo.
must have fallen asleep with his coffee mug on this chest.


Monday, January 25, 2010

when siegfried ate roy.

white tiger walrus man with elephantitis. score!
the loyal subjects are set to drop the iceman tomorrow,
and i think i know a home that will soon be a little frostier...
this is the colorway that we all knew would rock. and rock it does. limited to 197 pieces, or 394 tusks.

pick a giant hand... any giant hand.
everyone's a winner.

your toes can't get frostbite when they're the size of cinderblocks.
just saying.


click here to see his tiger cub scout brother.
or you can just scroll down.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

i am the wyger.

i'm a tiger man. who isn't really? but i'm also a polar bear man. and you know what animal almost sort of has a similar habitat to a polar bear? yep, a walrus. so you make a tasty sandwich out of a walrus and a tiger and you get this.


hot on the heels of their smash hit dragon boy, the wyger [in my opnion] rocks so much harder. if dragon boy weren't in three pieces maybe i'd feel differently. this toothy, whiskery mug is just so much tougher.

the sabertooth connection is eons old.
and therefore eons of awesome.

you can make it a three-way combo
if you count his elephantitis.

tigerbaby for comparison.

500 of these puppies will be floating around out there. and you can preorder one now. or you can do like me and wait to see the other colorways before committing. there are at least 3 planned at the moment. blue, white and orange. [dragon boy had 5] i'm liking the way the loyal subjects are pumping out great stuff. keep it up guys.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

and now i want frosted flakes...

file this under: things i wish were mine
so damn awesome. released a few years ago, but no less fresh today.


from pata
don't fuck with the man in the tiger suit.

from pata
especially if he's been watching the ring.
...as long as his head doesn't swivel 360, we'll be cool.

from pata
emo tiger is listening to depeche mode.

anybody up for a round of bloody knuckles? no? anybody?

for a tiger, those are some bitch-ass teeth.
...hope you like pudding, tiger.

lining up for a birdie putt.

no teeth AND no claws?
do you work for siegfried or roy?

from pstarr
now THAT is a fucking tiger.

despite his lack of deadly weapons and the fact that the boy inside the tiger is possessed by at least three kinds of demons... i still really want one. tiger baby, one day you will be a man.


from hello-d
working the floor at the mime convention.

i couldn't talk about sam without also tossing out some of the amazing customs that have been made from his main lady. fatima.

from betso
long dresses are great for hiding extreme cankle cases.

from betso
is she on his head? or is he in her butt?
what say you mr. betso?

from the motor
motorbot brings the pain with the iron maiden.

from kathie
kathie olivas can always make the creepy, creepier.

from kathie
this white rabbit would've eaten alice.


and last but not least on this illogical journey is the newest addition to the flores family...

dragon's with no eyelids always win staring contests.

love the double knuckle action.
dboy pics from montreal vinyl

dragonboy was already up for preorder, but has yet to see the light of day. there is also a purple colorway, with plenty more to follow i'm sure. keep checking upper playground for any updates.

now back to the tiger hunt.

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