there will be [more] blood.

general zoo has crossed to the dark side. well, darker than a body ripped in half dripping blood from its exposed skeleton... actually that isn't really any darker, it's kinda the same. except now he's got kind of an s&m leather thing going on... he'd make a very sexy samurai sith lord.

regardless of the depth of his propensity for evil, general zoo strikes quite a wicked silhouette. accented even more strongly by this new newspaper color combo. soon to be released by artoyz, there will be only 54. feel free to make up your own epic story about the 54 generals who bravely defended their fortress from the hordes of attacking barbarians.

chapstick will not relieve semi-severed lips.

...you need carmex for that.

fat vader here really needs to watch where he's drippin...

he's covering up all my old blood stains.

mr. barkley goes to war.

grizzled warrior bones.

what's half a general? a major general? or a colonel? although general zoo is really more like 3/4. so maybe that makes him a lieutenant general? all those stars are confusing.

what's not confusing is how awesome this guy is. bloody skeleton with overgrown hippie hair and pseudo-armor? bad. ass. i wish he wasn't so limited in number, because i'm pretty sure i need one. he was just released today, so you still have a chance. head towards the light.

a war santa from the dark side.

he only delivers pain.

pretty sure that's called scoliosis.

didn't you get checked in gym? dumbass.

is that a ribcage or a holding cell? damn.

oh wait. did i not mention that his bones

are held together with magnets? what a dick.

HIS BONES ARE HELD TOGETHER WITH MAGNETS.

does he come with a working flamethrower too?

how much cooler can he get?

early proto shot from toysrevil

looks like at one point he had a helmet.

and the other half of his face.

guess he wasn't wearing his helmet.

there will be 27 happy dudes on christmas morning.

so here's the whole rundown.

general zoo [injury special edition of 27]

from the fools paradise line by [=27:fool's]

designed by double line

produced and manufactured by G999

the 9" madman can be purchased for $180 [shipping included]

by emailing the evil geniuses at order@g-999.com

or by emailing alan ng [double line] at alwaysalan@netvigator.com