cough to get off.

you know how when you're sucking on a cough drop and the middle melts

before the edges and it gets really sharp and starts cutting your tongue but

it's so delicious that you can't stop so you end up with a lacerated idiot tongue?

yeah, of course you don't.

that's what this bag full of red jade mongolions is going to do once they're unleashed on the internet tomorrow... cut the internet's tongue, real bad too.

seriously, you better snag one of these sexy beasts quick.

they go on sale 11am pst tomorrow.

ssssexy monglowlion.

coded message for SSSS members.

この男のルール。

for those of you like me who are not a member,

[it stands for super seven secret society]

this is the next guy they get and i'm jealous.

he reminds me of every awesome GID i never had as a kid.

and there's still no mongolion on my shelf

to keep my muscamoot company.

deployment orders for the 501st.

heeeee's heeeeeere.

almost.

remember when i told you about this little tower of power?

well get your grubby little fingers ready because he's on his way.

$300. this is the spot to stalk.

it's the super shogun stormtrooper.

24" tall. wheels on his feet.

it's like having your own roller skating midget.

firing fist!

shoot toddlers in the forehead!

scare a cat!

knock over a drink!

it may be a third the size, but it's got it where it counts.

i love you super7.

the imperial base on mars.

you know what rocks and shouldn't work but totally does? a bramble with a tie pilot helmet. created by kirkland jue of toybot studios by fusing a diy wwrp bramble and a medicom vcd tie fighter pilot. properly weathered and armed, this little badass is currently at the it came from skullbrain ii show at super7.

see kids. this is why you freeze your head.

walt disney and ted williams are gonna come back as robots.

that's at least an AT-STs worth of weapons.

what separates the droids from the bots?

i say the ability to kill.

skinny legs are great and all,

but those mickey gloves and boots are borderline.

killer work kirkland. i would've never guessed those two could fuse so seamlessly. kinda makes me want to pick up some vcds to dissect and frankenstein.

is that neon in your eye?

the fantastical photographs of zincsaucier442

i'm particularly floored by the stark contrasts and

the delightfully non-cheesy things he does with a black light.

secretbase x usugrow rebel ink

you'd shit at the horrors under my bandanna.

super7 x l'amour surpreme mongolion

ate a bass boat this morning. ever since, i've had this lovely sparkle.

t9g x tim biskup rangeas

been out drinkin liquid metal.

zigo

watching the children boil...

t9g x tim biskup rangeas

watch out ladies, these tips are freshly frosted.

rumble monsters x lash bop dragon

i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.

wrong, it was 9. now i eat you.

t9g x tim biskup rangeas

off to audition for where the wild things are.

kaijin musyubel x 2

tweedle dee and tweedle awesomer.

sworn to silence

coarsetoys jaws

the calm before the storm...

coarsetoys paw [blackout : pain : rainbow]

caught red, gold and rainbow-handed

coarsetoys pain

sad because he's out of muscle milk.

secretbase x usugrow salvation ink

these wings will never burn out.

beautiful work sir.

get his latest on twitter.

artist spotlight: [ leecifer ]

leecifer must be a robot, or an insomniac. or maybe just has a basement full of chimps with paintbrushes. the amount of quality work this man produces is seriously impressive. known for his scratchy colorful characters, he adds an impressive amount of depth to even the largest desolate plain of vinyl.

none of his pieces ever feel like a pattern plastered over the next face in line. they are all quite comfortable in their second skin. many transcending their original lot in life to join the ranks of figures with a story to tell, or at least a badass paint job.

crappy le cat

i got one magic brew left. let's get down to business.

just a dirty musky koi from the bottom of the lake.

i dub thee, gilly.

the rebel secret base has skull bee yoda for protection.

not as cuddly am i, eh?

[must be done in yoda voice]

for the super7 anniversary lucky bags, leec whipped out

a killer series of galactic mummy boys. i love the gilded nubs.

boba the destroyer

yar. he blasted off me blaster hand.

community outreach trooper with child friendly helmet.

got a couple of right guard power crystals in your pit bud.

darth mauled.

auditioning for broadway.

it's disneyland wookie drew.

who doesn't want a little bacca puppy?

c-3po's golden years...

...when he starts hanging out with bender and pounding brewskis.

just a little red skull dokuwashi.

arbeit macht eine bitchin paint job.

oompa blasted sunguts caveman.

so that's what they grow up to be.

wonka ran a child labor sweat shop.

salari ika loungin'

"come fly with me, and watch me eat your brain..."

stomped.

born under a good sign...

for kickin ass.

gosho's been franken berried.

strawberry steampunk is delicious.

poppa squirm was who really ate the smurfs.

i smurfing smurfed the smurf outta that smurf.

dcto with severe frostbite.

giving the soul-freezing doe eyes.

sabertooth snow dunny is always welcome in the land of frost.

although that tartar is nothing to laugh about.

super superheroes.

here to save your ass and terrify your children.

chorus line.

charlie brown and the great pumpkin finally found their calling.

i never realized that nearly every one of leecifer's customs is looking up. really, look for yourself. except for the albino snow dunny...

he stares right into your frigid heart.

keep bringing it lee, it's nice to have a man with a plan in the game.

if you want to get your hands on one of his little treasures, tell him.

and if you want to see all of his other work, go here.

all pics from the man himself.

the monster in the closet.

last week i put my bulls-eye on kaiju and nobody took the bait. so i'm taking my case to a higher court. here are three completely kick-ass monsters [giants count as monsters] that i "get." there's no explanation necessary. they just fucking rule.

[disclaimer: these may or may not be considered real kaiju. i haven't waded into the shark tank at skullbrain to find out. i'd like to keep my fingers and toes.] [so if i'm wrong, please tell me... that's what that comment button is for]

mongolion: king of the snakes of infinity

l'amour supreme bronze patina

that. is a game face.

awoken after 3000 years of slumber... he's ready to go.

a snarl that can wake the dead.

and a shiv for an arm? that's no joke.

the sculpt in all its naked glory.

l'amour supreme og

licking the blood from his sword.

i is in ur tv.

and with my next trick. i introduce the bop dragon from rumble monsters. devilish grin, muscular armor and a neck that would make he-man jealous.

mike sutfin sdcc version

made for one thing. devouring.

sea bop from dustin cantrell

the kraken on crack.

pissing into the wind.

clear vinyl with shit tossed inside has never really appealed to me.

it makes everything look like a kmart gumball machine... until now.

this guy eats tanks. not shitty plastic beads. tanks!

clear eater version

someone find me an industrial strength toilet...

nevermind.

i save the best for last. how hardcore is this?

the super7 jumbo machinder stormtrooper

in proto form. sign. me. up.

a year later... much more refined, just as hardcore.

he's got a firing fist! i would've sold my sister

for one of these when i was 7.

call me a doll and i'll gut you.

we're gonna need a bigger boat.

brian flynn walks us through the journey that birthed the jumbo.

three kings in their own right, brought together out of love. mongolions and bop dragons have been flying all over the place in every colorway imaginable. keep your eyes peeled because the best ones go fast. don't expect mr. machinder to stick around long either. you better cross your fingers that there is one left to sit under your christmas tree this year. keep checking the super7 blog for updates.

jumbo images from don solo and fiends ain't families

clear eater images from clutter

og mongolion images from zincsaucier