don't eat things you find in the forest.

what the hell are you doing here reading this? do you realize that there are world cup games on? you do? alright cool, 2 minutes here and then you go watch, deal?

got a glimpse of an in progress figure from paul kaiju. (working in collab with monstrehero cliff) some wicked little woodland monsters. boxer fungus and three creepy trees. they're looking pretty slick in their naked form. can't wait to see them taken to the psychedelic level with one of paul's colorful paintjobs.

this is what mario really looks like on shrooms.

give this man a wrench and watch him smash turtles...

aww, he named one after me.

the overload looking dude is pollen kaiser.

needs more spikes on that helmet.

ape ween.

monstrehero smash! the mysterious apes are loose and ready to rip off some fucking heads. including their own. i love the color choices and the gnarled up clobbering hand. meet your doom gorilla haters.

he's got anger issues because his nipples are too close together.

don't eat pens kids.

warpaint only on the schlong.

would be intimidating.

if you hurry you can pick up one of these 7" monsters.

i hope this is a long-running mold.

artist spotlight: [ monstrehero ]

in the event of a full-scale zombie attack, at least we'll know cliff and sean of monstrehero will be safe. they'll sit each brain-muncher down, paint em sparkly colors, maybe pose them for some snapshots... give them a purpose. that's all they really want. something to be proud of and a little color. our zombie befrienders: monstrehero will save us all. but first they're gonna make a shitload of sweet resin toys with guts.

weeping windex for humanity.

life in beautiful technicolor.

that pop rocks/soda combo is no joke.

the invisible man and his visible brother steve.

both have stomach problems.

and the legendary jell-o shot was never seen again.

flame on skippy mcclear shorts.

previously blogged for toy karma

godzilla loves birthday parties. they're delicious.

sweet pic by pata

zombie attack victim feels so alone.

sweet pic by connell

kaiju fans and their flaming piles of money.

sweet pic by pata

the heroic couple watches the mushroom cloud bloom.

sweet pics by connell

just a stupified man and his slimer.

another sweet pic by connell

rick didn't believe the tie-dye button was real.

he was wrong.

sweet pic by pata

catlike reflexes mean nothing in the void of purgatory.

so let the monsters come. the monstreheros have it all under control. they own the gutsy victims. and more importantly, the rainbow. the outbreak can't handle colors of this magnitude. so feel safe. feel safer by picking up some sacrificial victims for yourself... here. or go look at their pretty pictures on flickr. either way, you can't lose. they're building a resin army for the apocalypse. good to know someone is looking out for us all.

karma chameleons.

i went to toy karma.

it was like willy wonka's factory. colorful. bizarre. dangerous?

a lot of fantastically detailed work by some toy-lovin fools.

respect the bear steed.

bring on the panthor variants...

looks like dinner for the zag...

but you don't mess with the clawed creamsicle.

invisible prey is scared shitless.

candy-coated stoners.

waiting for his kiss.

blasted in the ass by the mongler sherman.

like pompeii...

...with godzilla.

you can still buy a decent number of these guys. they're all very anxious to take over your shelves. support the artists and shops that make sweet things like this melt in your mouth.

toy karma iii is two years away... what are you going to create?

all pics came off my shitty iphone camera.