Showing posts with label jaws. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jaws. Show all posts

Friday, May 27, 2011

the unstoppable ink flow.

the man with the golden black pen has been rabidly busy since we last checked in. mr. jonpaulkaiser has taken great strides with his simple color palette, while being completely true to his style. every new piece is a little more refined and a lot more awesome. especially now that he's popped his cherry on some serious pieces of vinyl. there's no room for timid hands when you take a marker to a jaws/paws sculpt. there are few people i would trust with that freedom, and jpk is high on the list.

wrestles with the pain & fury.
i'll see your bald head and raise you a mustache.
huzzah!

he once killed three men and a horse with a single bitch slap.

panda murdering demon boy.
what's with all the giant hands?
don't look him in the eye or he'll turn your pants to shit.

perfectly demented and yet
can't find evil gloves or evil boots to save his life.

roasted by solo.
the only bounty hunter with eyes like a my little pony.

and the han still stands.
the empire will let in any ole nerfherder these days.
[silently wishing there were real stormtroopers]

boba. with trophy krayt dragon skull.
...moments after he escaped the sarlacc.
smelling strongly of gamorrean ball sweat.

ram-man and a tiny spartan hoplite.
helmets for he-man and hera.

warrior pandaimyo.
must have fallen asleep with his coffee mug on this chest.


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

artist spotlight: [ jason freeny ]

we all have guts on the inside. some of us have guts on the outside. [zombies] and thanks to the magic hand of jason freeny, we get to see both. for the past few months, i've been following his incredible sculpts, but never got around to posting them. then the jaws build started appearing... my god is it amazing. jason's smooth, defined style perfectly complements the coarse aesthetic.

but what's really amazing is the amount of work that he puts in to every detail. it's a wicked combination of skill and dedication that makes his pieces so jaw dropping. [npi] i love that his clay is raw. with no paint to hide his mistakes, anything less than perfection would be horribly distracting. he's also clearly got a keen eye for anatomy. there aren't exactly reference books lying around that focus on carebear skeletons. dude's amazing, simple as that.

50% skinned and still standing. and now the shark's a hat.
victory goes to noop.

eviscerated. then viscerated?

we can rebuild him. we have the technology.

teach your children about anatomy. and night terrors!

you can catch all of his new builds here. because he's cool like that.
so cool that he made this video of the magic behind the curtain. rock on.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

shark shark attack.

well that's the end of jaws. he was either attacked by another shark man, or fell into an industrial garbage disposal, or was ambushed by a band of chipmunks with katanas, or doesn't know how to use nail clippers, or fell in love with a weed whip, or swam less than 30 minutes after eating, or... i could do this all day.

motorbot has put the finishing touches on his custom coarsetoys pain jaws and it's ridiculous. he tore this guy to shreds; buckets of blood, teeth marks, eye gouge, bruises, shredded skin, exposed bones. i don't think this was a fair fight. he's truly in pain now, although the glare stays stoic.

he's all out of hello kitty band-aids...



Tuesday, May 18, 2010

war can change a man.

one minute he's nervously sitting in the chopper as it hovers over the flaming battlefield, the next he's emerging from the jungle weeks later wearing a shark's skull made from the blown barrel of a tank he took down with his bare hands.
eyes glazed over, heart lost somewhere in the fight and down to the last pack of smokes; yeah, you could call him changed.

holy shit. a custom jaws from the hand of dril one. like a rusty nail in the sole of your foot, slowly leaching tetanus up to your heart; you can't just walk this one off. he nailed it, i mean drilled it, i mean... fuck it, it just fucking rules. the mangled metal, endless rivets, ninja face mask... the addition of pants!
this is how it's done kids.

this is who rambo has nightmares about.

why you got so many nipples?
[famous last words before your brain exploded on the wall]

must have taken a bunker buster to get through that pec...


Wednesday, March 24, 2010

the losers revolt.

what the shit?
jaws: tigerbeat edition.

someone's been pocketing highlighters from the office again...

these are not fake. coarsetoys is set to release their loser edition of jaws on friday. two versions: the pink shark (blush) is limited to 50 pieces and the white is limited to 100. pink is friends and family only and comes with a signed print. white comes with a f&f code card. both are the same price: HK$2300. both come with the same swim trunks i had in 1990. but i suppose the neons are in again.

i actually really like the white-hatted chap. and the pink has it's own merits. however, i think coarse stretched themselves a little thin with the colorways on jaws. i understand the business involved, but it seems like the pixie version maybe could've been eliminated. perhaps give them the exclusive on the pink version of loser instead. not that it really matters as i'm sure these will be gone in seconds. you can read up on the full details here.

Monday, February 1, 2010

puff the magic dragon, died by the sea.

the warrior awoke 'neath the glow of mount gorgallath. the lava flow warmed his armor and cauterized his wounds. his battle was not yet complete; and today would be long. but his wrath was longer. one skull already protected his own, and showed to the world that he was a draillian slayer. by nightfall he would have two more to adorn the walls of his garrison. he sheathed his fabled sword and the hunt was on. somewhere in the distance an electric guitar wailed.

following in the footsteps of his creation, f+ displayed a lot of bravery being one of the first to customize a coarsetoys jaws. a fair share of paws have been sacrificed for the cause, but rebirthing a jaws is on another level. the pressure guided him well, because the results are spectacular.

possessed entrails for breakfast give your eyes
just the right amount of demonic glow.

the armored mask attaches with magnets in the ears... brilliant.
never go into battle without a breatheright strip.
or you know... you won't be able to kill shit.

you should see his finishing move.

and he's rockin the original steel shell toes.
the kind perfect for slashing spinal cords.

f+ has been quite impressive of late. his order of the arcane show at red hot robot in november really opened a few eyes as to what he's capable of. which is why we are now treated to mind-bending pieces like the slayer. i'm sure there are quite a few eyes peeled for what's next from the plus. a lot of the arcane pieces are still available in his shop, although i doubt they'll stay there long. and if you're really interested, he's mentioned he's open to more commissions...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

severed limbs.

the jaw-droppingly awesome jaws pain.
dropping next month in two flavors: busted lip and skull fracture.

busted lip
aka: signature edition gets the paper box and a ? for run size.

skull fracture
aka: hkg edition gets the deluxe wooden tooth box and a signed silkscreen print in an edition of 100.


er buddies.
did the shark spear him in the heart too? brutal.

signature
it's just a flesh wound.

hkg
that's not a knife... this is a knife.

either brutalized bastard would sit nicely next to brother flake.

while we're pairing up... another nice combo. chopper / roto jaws
care for a cup of green blood?


skull fracture, you might have to come rehab with me.

jaws pain images from coarse.
pain image from icemarmott. chopper/roto image from chronic10.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

is that neon in your eye?

the fantastical photographs of zincsaucier442

i'm particularly floored by the stark contrasts and
the delightfully non-cheesy things he does with a black light.


secretbase x usugrow rebel ink
you'd shit at the horrors under my bandanna.

ate a bass boat this morning. ever since, i've had this lovely sparkle.

t9g x tim biskup rangeas
been out drinkin liquid metal.

zigo
watching the children boil...

t9g x tim biskup rangeas
watch out ladies, these tips are freshly frosted.

rumble monsters x lash bop dragon
i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.

wrong, it was 9. now i eat you.

t9g x tim biskup rangeas
off to audition for where the wild things are.

kaijin musyubel x 2
tweedle dee and tweedle awesomer.

sworn to silence

the calm before the storm...

coarsetoys paw [blackout : pain : rainbow]
caught red, gold and rainbow-handed

sad because he's out of muscle milk.

secretbase x usugrow salvation ink
these wings will never burn out.


beautiful work sir.
get his latest on twitter.

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